My enemies are many. My equals are none...
— Napoleon, Napoleon: Total War
From the heights of these pyramids, forty centuries look down on us.
Wherever wood can swim, there I am sure to find this flag of England.
You would make a ship sail against the winds and currents by lighting a bonfire under her deck? I have no time for such nonsense.
—Napoleon to Robert Fulton, who was trying to convince him to buy his steamship. Oops.
Oh, Napoleon was the fightin'-est man you ever knew,
And everyone he fought with, he subdued—
But the King-a and the Queen-a
Sent him off to St. Helena,
Just because they didn't like his Attitude!
—Katnip Kollege (1939)