Quotes / My Friends... and Zoidberg

Anime and Manga

"Lina Inverse and Gourry Gabriev! And some nobody!"

— Erisiel Vrumugun, Slayers: The Ghost of Sairaag

"I gathered all of the mightiest warriors on Earth! And Krillin's here, too."

— Bulma, Dragon Ball Super: Super Hero

Fan Works

Megatron: "So… you mean to tell me, that despite the efforts of the most cunning individuals in our ranks, and Starscream… Our enemies were able to gain control over the remaining two superpowers, as well as the remnants of Britannia?"

— Code Prime R2: Revolution Chapter 16: A United Front Facing a Dark Horizon

Film — Animated

"MY ARMY! Koopas! Goombas! Whatever those things are^note Spinies!"

— Bowser, The Super Mario Bros. Movie

Film — Live-Action

"Ladies and gentlemen... and you, Elias."

— Randal Graves, Clerks II

Live-Action TV

"Josh, these are my friends...and that's Ross."

— Rachel, Friends, "The One with Joey's New Girlfriend"

"Ladies. Gentlemen. Ted."

— Barney, How I Met Your Mother

Robin: That reminds me, I invited Bob.
Lily: Bob? You've been on like three dates with that guy, we haven't even met him! [...] This is our first Thanksgiving. Thirty years from now, we're gonna look at the photos and say, "Oh, there's the four people I love most in the world. And Bob."

— How I Met Your Mother, "Slapsgiving"

"I said we needed to meet covertly. Now I see you brought the entire Charming softball team, and their pirate mascot?!"

— Regina Mills, Once Upon a Time, "Enter the Dragon"

Literature

MAN, n. An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be. His chief occupation is extermination of other animals and his own species, which, however, multiplies with such insistent rapidity as to infest the whole habitable earth and Canada.

—The Devil's Dictionary

Religion & Mythology

Hail, Æsir!
Hail, Asyniur!
And ye, all-holy gods!
all, save that one man,
who sits within there,
Bragi, on yonder bench.

— Loki, Poetic Edda

"When all the people and the tax collectors heard this..."

— Luke 7:29

Theatre

Paul: Ted! ...Emma's Boss.
Professor Higgens: That's right, Paul! All your best friends are here!

— The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals

Video Games

"You aren't alone. You have friends that care about you... and Etna."

— Adell, Disgaea 2: Cursed Memories

Paimon: We have with us here the flower, the guide, the legend... and Timaeus.
Klee: Huh? Why did you only say Timaeus's name? You should say my name, too!
Paimon: Alright, alright! We also have Klee.
Klee: That's me! Hehehe~

— Genshin Impact

"With all of us gods, er, and Pyrrhon..."

— Lady Palutena, Kid Icarus: Uprising

"We saw it all. The daring. The bravery. The inkredible skills. Who knew Smallfry could do all that! A-and you were there too!"

— Agent 2, Splatoon 3

Visual Novels

Raine: It's nice to meet you, Willow. I'm Raine. And these are my friends, Imtura, Tyril, Nia, and Mal.
(looks over at Aerin)
Raine: And this is Aerin.
Aerin: I don't rate as a friend? I'm wounded.
Raine: Keep not betraying us, and maybe someday you'll get upgraded to "acquaintance".

— Blades of Light & Shadow

Web Animation

Singer: Our brave heroes and Nickel...
Nickel: Hey!

— Battle for Dream Island: The Power of Two

"Attention, keepers of the Champions League... and De Gea."

— Galactic VAR referee, The Champions

"I am not about to let the third thing with my friends... and Dave and Lisa... be ruined because of the monster... or douchebag... of the week messed everything up!"

— Koden, DSBT InsaniT, "The Camping Webisode"

Strong Bad: Oh man! Stuck in who-knows-where-ville which a bunch of losers and Strong Sad!
Strong Sad: I don't know whether to be insulted, complemented, or both...

— Homestar Runner meets My Little Pony

Ruby: Sisters! Friends! Weiss.
Weiss: Hey!

— RWBY

Webcomics

The Judger: We are "The Legion of Super Heroes, and the Knifeketeer," a collection of the world's mightiest crime fighters. And the Knifeketeer.
The Knifeketeer: I'm feeling a bit excluded.
The Judger: You're included. That is what "and" means.

— Basic Instructions, "How to Be Kind to the Least Among You"

Best of friends on an adventure! Also Meta Knight.

— Kirby, Brawl in the Family,

Web Original

Tomb of Horrors 2
Ruins of Azakar Klor 15
Shadowspire Castle 24
Manchester 26

— Cracked, Entry # 7 of "If Real Life Worked Like A Video Game"

Andrew Luck: We'll have four great teams.
Brandon Weeden: Two thrilling matchups.
Christian Ponder: Three elite quarterbacks.
Andy Dalton: And Joe Flacco.
Joe Flacco: So help me, I will beat the Romo out of every single one of you.

— NFL Quarterbacks On Facebook: Divisional Roundup

"Jon Bon Jovi's bid was too low for the NFL. That's right: The Bills got lowballed by Jon Bon Jovi. They couldn't even get Bruce Springsteen to bid on this team. They had to get Springsteen's private-label equivalent... I just imagine people going by the listing and being like, 'Christ, that's STILL on the market?' It's like trying to sell a house someone OD'd in."

— "Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Buffalo Bills"

"It all started out promising enough. The Carters had decided to go for broke and started bringing in big name talent. Hogan. Flair. Hardy. Van Dam. Knobbs.

Wait, what?"

— Wrestlecrap, "The New Monday Night Wars"

"They offered Michael Douglas $15 million for the lead role but he refused. Then they offered the movie to Keanu Reeves, Tom Cruise, Daniel Day-Lewis (can you picture that?), Jeff Bridges, Michael Keaton, Charlie Sheen, Liam Neeson, and Tim Robbins (again, can you picture that?). Then they finally offered the movie to Matthew Modine. Congratulations Matthew, you were only the tenth person they considered for the role. You only slightly beat out David Hasselhoff. I was surprised they didn’t offer Stallone the role frankly. Frank Stallone that is."

— Miles Antwiler, The Spoony Experiment, on Cutthroat Island

Web Video

Ocarina of Time is a really good game from the same company that would go on to make Wii Music ten years later.

— Schaffrillas Productions, "Ocarina of Time - 20 Years of Perfection"

"I mean, this is a fantastic cast of really well known actors, and Amanda Peet."

— Noah Antwiler, on 2012

Wise Ravenclaw, cunning Slytherin, brave Gryffindor, and... Hufflepuff... they're there too, I guess. I dunno.

— ProZD, The four Hogwarts houses

My book, Moon of Pluto, is already available in all bookstores from Argentina, Chile, Uruguay, Paraguay, Bolivia, Mexico, Peru, Colombia, Central America, Spain, China, Japan, Nazi Germany, Guatemala, South Africa, Brasil, the city of Baghdad, the ghost town of Pripyat, Ukraine, Antarctica, the North Pole, Bangladesh, North Korea, Namek, Gotham City, Vatican City, the Roman Empire, Chernobyl, the sea abyss, the state of Pennsylvania, Jerusalem, the island of Poveglia in Italy, the villages of Pompeii and Herculanum, Cambodia, Egypt, the people of Bavaria, Russia, Turkmenistan, Italy, England, Iraq, the old Jewish cemetery, France, Saudi Arabia, Ancient Persia, the Marianas Trench, Norway, Loki's Castle, India, the underworld of several countries, the Deep Web, Taringa, 4chan, your mother's cunt, all universes, all dimensions, all realities from the cosmos and the creation, and Venezuela.

— This parody of a Youtuber's announcement of one of his books that underwent Memetic Mutation.

"Rhino? Mysterio? Shocker!? Scorpion!? Chameleon!? Oh my god! All of my greatest foes! And the Chameleon!"

— Spider-Man, "The Sinister Six put Spider-Man in a Coma" by Solid jj

Beau: Luckily, traveling with a band of misfits and goblins and half-orcs and... Caduceus.
Caduceus: That's fair.

— Critical Role "C2E87 — Punishment and Politics"

Earth SMP is a livestreamed survival multiplayer server, with all your favorite content creators. And also TommyInnit.

— Technoblade, SMPEarth

Western Animation

Katara: It's those girls from Omashu!
Toph: We can take em. Three on three!
Sokka: Actually, Toph, there's four of us.
Toph: Oh, sorry. I didn't count you. Y'know, no bending and all?
Sokka: I CAN STILL FIGHT!
Toph: Okay. Three on three plus Sokka.

— Avatar: The Last Airbender, "The Chase"

"Well, if it isn't my arch nemesis, Bart Simpson... and his sister Lisa, to whom I'm fairly indifferent."

— Sideshow Bob, The Simpsons, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"

Stealth Elf: Kaos wearing a funny hat and crusing around with the Doom Raiders? We can handle that situation in our sleep, right guys?
Jet-Vac: You know it!
Eruptor: Piece of cake!
Dark Spyro: You bet!
Pop Fizz: Absolutely!
Jet-Vac: Oh, Pop, when did you get here?
Pop Fizz: I've literally been here the whole time. Did you guys no notice me?

— Skylanders Academy, "In Like Flynn"

Other/Unsorted

He's pointed them at every major Australian city. And Perth.
[...]
He's blackmailing each city. Ten million each or he destroys them. Six million for Perth.

— Captain Boomerang

HERE IS JENSON BUTTON!
ROOKIE SENSATION LEWIS HAMILTON!
VETERAN STAR DAVID COULTHARD!
and anthony davidson

— A YouTube commentator on ITV's intro for the 2007 Formula One season, which pays considerably less attention to Davidson than it does the other three British drivers on the grid.

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