Quotes / My Cat From Hell

The concept is, fairy dust doesn't exist. There's work involved.
Jackson Galaxy

You can't just see a behavior, yell "no," and then call your cat a bastard because he isn't cooperating the way you want him to.
Jackson Galaxy

I am Jackson Galaxy, the animal behaviorist cat guardians call when they're dealing with a difficult cat. I'm out to prove that there is no such thing as a bad cat, just a cat that needs my help.
Introduction starting from the eighth season
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