"Start! Start, you vicious Bastard!"
—Basil Fawlty, Fawlty Towers
"You car will always start first time, unless you are being chased by a serial killer, enemy of the family or genetically created monster, in which case it will stall, but magically turn-over just as the killer/enemy/monster reaches within one inch of you!"
— "Hollywood Rule Book", Vanity Fair