Quotes: Morally Ambiguous Ducktorate

I want a new duck
One that won't try to bite
One that won't chew a hole in my socks
One that won't quack all night
"Weird Al" Yankovic, "I Want A New Duck"

A duck is quite a scary animal! Thatís why he stopped appearing. I am just too afraid of its malicious bill and plucking.

You have to love how duck protagonists almost always suffer dangerous levels of narcissism to full blown sociopathy.

Did you know ducks are necrophiles?
That's duck science
They don't have sphincters, dump in piles
That's why ducks don't buy pants
And we have to face this
Male ducks are rapists!