Quotes / Mook Horror Show

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    Comic Books 

New Guy: We're trapped in here with them?
Robo: Oh, no. We're not trapped in here with them. They're trapped in here with Jenkins.

Mook: Walk away from that, mother-
Eric: Scared?
Mook: No.
Eric: You should be.

    Film - Live-Action 

HYDRA Mook: Herr Strucker, it's the Avengers!
Baron Von Strucker: Can we hold them?!
HYDRA Mook: They're the Avengers...

Abashed the Devil stood and felt how awful goodness is...
T-Bird, The Crow


After the first one chopped off my arm and stabbed me, the rest of them seemed to keep out of my way. Honestly, you'd think they'd never seen a man stabbed before... I hit a few of them with [the severed arm] and they ran off screaming.

Molly Carpenter: You donít know how many things just didn't come here before, because they were afraid.
Harry Dresden: Afraid of what?
Molly: Of you, Harry. You could find anything in this town, but you never even noticed the shadow you cast. [...] Every time you defied someone, every time you came out on top against things you couldn't possibly have beaten, your name grew. And they feared that name. There were other cities to prey on -ó cities that didnít have the mad wizard Dresden defending them. They feared you.

There seemed to be nothing they could do to check her. She came and went as she chose, whether in the sea or in the dense floating forests, and was traceless as a ghost. Moreover, those who had the misfortune of encountering her did not report the fact. They simply disappeared.

    Live-Action TV 

There was a goblin, or a... trickster. Or a warrior. A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or... reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
The Doctor is Oblivious to His Own Description, Doctor Who, "The Pandorica Opens"


Determination that is incorruptible
From the other side a terror to behold
Annihilation will be unavoidable
Every broken enemy will know
That their opponent had to be invincible
Take a last look around while you're alive
I'm an indestructible
Master of war
Disturbed, "Indestructible"

    Video Games 

Are you feeling the pressure? You're alone in a room, your friends have been picked off one by one... now it's just you and him!

Once The Darkness gets ahold of you, you start to lose control. You start to wonder what the fuck you're doin'. Time slips away from you. And then, all of a sudden, it's like you're sittin' in a theater, watchin' a movie of your own life. And you're up there on the big screen. Big as life, you're a fuckin' movie star. And you're killin' all the bad guys, tearing them limb from limb. And you feel good. You look good. Fuck, you are good. And then you realize something. Everyone else in the theater: they're screamin', 'cuz they're watchin' a horror movie. And you're not the hero... you're the monster...
Jackie Estacado, The Darkness II

We camp, lying in wait for a hero of incredible prowess. My gut churns with the suspicion that we are simply fodder. I have heard tales of this hero wading through our ranks, slaughtering us as if we were children. I will not sleep again tonight, I fear.
A Dark Cultist, Diablo III

There was a time, [the Vortigaunts] cared nothing for Ms... Vance. When their only experience of humanity was a crowbar, coming at them down a steel corridor.
The G-Man, Half-Life 2

He's everywhere!
Covenant Grunts after the Master Chief kills all their buddies, Halo

Holy shit! They've got Shepard!
Cerberus Trooper, Mass Effect 3

"But they've got a krogan! Why don't we have a krogan?"
"I think that turian they've got is Archangel! How the hell are we gonna kill him?"
"Shit! There's a prothean over there!"
"They're above us! Behind us, too! And they've still got the krogan! Someone kill him!"
Mercs, Mass Effect 3: Citadel DLC

Security Command issued an all-points alert after the fall of Zebes. The alert concerns bioform Samus Aran, also known as the Hunter. Subject is a female hominid, and is heavily armed and extremely dangerous. Subject uses a powered armorsuit of unknown design in battle, along with a number of potent beam and concussive weapons. All combat units are instructed to terminate Aran on sight, preferably in a fashion that will allow salvage of her powered armorsuit and weapons. A considerable bounty will go to the unit who delivers Aran to Command. Dead or alive, it matters not.

Caiman: Caiman here. No problems.
Caiman: Do you copy?! Emergency maneuvers!
Falco Lombardi: Too late! Game over, pal!
Caiman: They've broken through the first line!
Fox McCloud: We're gonna break through that fleet!
Caiman: They're through the second line!
Commander: Fire! FIRE! Don't let them through!
Caiman: The last line has been breached!
Commander: These guys are CRAZY! Dang, deploy it now!
Star Fox 64, mission to Area 6


Red Hat. Brother One. The Master Plumber.
Any crazy stories you've heard about him are probably true. He breaks bricks with his bare hands. He can leap thirty feet into the air if he chooses not to fly. Some even claim that he's not a Toad at all - that he's somethin' else, somethin' from beyond.
Captain Martello, Mushroom Go

Tank Pirate: (over intercom) This hallway looks like a slaughterhouse. What are we dealing with?
Shufgar: The human is armed, and heavily boosted. You are to terminate with extreme prejudice.
Tank Pirate: Understood. Geaff ouAAARGH--
Kevyn: Hello again, Commodore. I have a tank now. It's very shiny, but there's an ugly stain on the upholstery.

    Web Original 

Silica: Oh no, Mister Kirito, there's so many of them! I'll back you up!
Kirito: Aww, that's adorable, you think they're a threat! Well, you just sit tight - show's about to start. Careful though, the first three rows are a splaaash zooone~
Silica: ...What's he mean by that?
Kirito: (laughs madly while advancing on the Mooks)
Mook 1: Uh, boss? A thought occurs. This guy thought he was going up against Laughing Coffin but he still just brought himself and... a small child. You sure we want to mess with this guy?
Rosalia: Please, this guy's all talk. And now that I've broken him, he's not even that anymore. He's nothing but a gibbering mess, grasping at straws.
Kirito: Ooooh, another one of your famous theories. Tell ya what, I'll give you the first shot! See how that goes.
Mook 2: ...Boss, I think this might be a trap.
Rosalia: Enough! You're all level 45, and there's seven of you! I think you've got this!
Kirito: (grins)
Rosalia: Now kill him!
(the Mooks charge and mob Kirito, who doesn't even bother to dodge)
Silica: Oh no, I knew it! Rosalia really got inside his head! He's not even fighting back! Well, I guess it's up to me to save him- (what little damage Kirito has taken regenerates) -wait, what.
Kirito: Man, you guys are out of shape. Really ought to do some cardio.
Rosalia: What are you idiots doing?! Quit screwing around and finish him!
Mook 3: I don't understand! We threw everything we had at him, how is he still standing?!
Kirito: How? Well, it's quite simple, really. You see, girlie, you may think ya got me all figured out, but there's one thing you didn't account for- (unveils his level 78 stats) -my numbers are bigger than yours!
Mooks: (Mass "Oh, Crap!")
Kirito: Funny thing, really - get to a high enough level, and you're basically untouchable! My wounds heal faster than you can make them. We could do this all day, and you would not be any closer to beating me - not that it wouldn't be fun. But, I've got good news! You see, there's no need to wonder where your god is! 'Cause he's right here! And he's fresh out of mercy.
Mook: (starts crying)

    Western Animation 

Zombozo: I am warning you to back off!
Ben Tennyson/Ghostfreak You want to see something really scary? (opens his cloak, revealing his true face. Zombozo falls to the ground and turns into a cowering wreck) Ooooh, now don't tell me you are afraid of good old Ghostfreak?
Zombozo: P-please! No more!
Ben 10, The Last Laugh

Yeah, he was just this guy. A guy in a butterfly suit who got in over his head. And I could see it in his eyes that if I let him get away this one time he'd never come back. But then, I also thought, you know, kill him.
Brock Samson, The Venture Bros.