Quotes / Monty Python's Flying Circus

"[Monty Python]'s droll, Dadaist sketches ... hold up so well decades later because they focus on the timeless: philosophy, the class system and, of course, the eternal issue of transvestitism in the lumber industry."
James Poniewozik, Time Magazine Online, "The 100 Best TV Shows of All Time"

Mr Bun: "What have you got, then?"
Waitress:"Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam; or Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam."
Mrs Bun:"Have you got anything without spam in it?"
Waitress:"Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it."
Mrs Bun:"I don't want ANY spam!"
Mr Bun:"Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage?"
Mrs Bun:"That's got spam in it!"
Mr Bun:"Not as much as spam, egg, sausage and spam."
Mrs Bun:"Look, could I have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam?"
Mrs Bun:"What d'you mean uuugggh! I don't like spam!"
Spam, episode 25