Mother? May I call you mother? My mother was a person with no self-respect of her own, so she tried to take mine. Ten years old, she had the scissors, you wouldn't believe what she did with those...(chuckling) She's dead to me now. Mostly 'cause I killed and ate her.
— Kralik, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
My relationship with my daughter is going to affect her relationships with men for the rest of her life. Every man in here has dated a woman with some daddy issues. That shit ain't fun. She givin' you a hard time over something that her daddy did in 1969.
—Chris Rock, Never Scared