->'''Doc:''' How do I say this, your friend is...
->'''Church:''' Why are you pausing? [[TheDitz Caboose]] is not gonna interrupt you this time.
->'''Doc:''' No, that was just for [[DramaticPause dramatic effect]]. He's pregnant.
->'''Caboose:''' Oh, good... Wait, ''what?''
->'''[[FusionDance O'Malley]]:''' Hmhmhmhmhm, preggers, [[EvilLaugh muahaha]]!
->'''Church:''' All right, are we ''paying'' for this service? Because, if we are, I want a refund. And if we're not, I want a refund anyway.
-->-- ''Machinima/RedVsBlue'', Episode 76

->'''Dave:''' I mean, Helen's something special. I've fallen for women before, but never like this. I look at her, and I see myself spending my life with her... I see us growing old together... I see myself bearing her children...
->'''Artie:''' Er, don't you mean you see ''her'' bearing ''your''--
->'''Dave:''' No, I'm trying to be realistic about this.
-->-- ''{{Narbonic}}''

->'''Greg:''' When I got home that night,\\
'''Colin:''' My ovaries did swell,\\
'''Ryan:''' I puffed up like Jiffy-Pop\\
'''Wayne:''' ...I'm a ''dude!'' What the '''''hell!'''''
-->-- ''WhoseLineIsItAnyway?'', the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R476ZZxCWg "Got Pregnant on a Date" Irish Drinking Song]]

->''"I was watching AnimalPlanet, did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? And I was thinking, 'Why don't they just call that the female seahorse?' You know it's just some stubborn scientist:''\\
'' 'Yeah, that one there's the male seahorse.' ''\\
'' 'Uh, Bill, that one's having a baby.' ''\\
'' '...the male has the baby. You're fired.'"''
-->-- '''Creator/JimGaffigan'''

->''“Well, there’s good news – you've had a baby; the bad news, [[spoiler:it’s blown your cock off!]]”''
-->-- '''Hugh Dennis''', ''Series/MockTheWeek''.

->'''Frylock:''' Meatwad, you cannot possibly be pregnant!\\
'''Meatwad:''' Why not?\\
'''Frylock:''' Because you're a... you're... you're a... ...damn it, you're a male!\\
'''Meatwad:''' Really? ''Awesome!'' I always wanted a gender!
-->-- "Gee Whiz", ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce''

->'''Stan:''' I want to have babies.\\
'''Reg:''' You want to have babies?!?!\\
'''Stan:''' It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.\\
'''Reg:''' But ... you can't HAVE babies!\\
'''Stan:''' Don't you oppress me!\\
'''Reg:''' I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the fetus gonna gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?

->'''M-Preg''': Since there exists no fanfic genre of ‘M-PMT’ or ‘M-bloody awful period pain’, this is one outlet to make your characters get all the suffering of being female with none of the benefits. Bwahahaahahaa!
-->--''FanFic/BagEnders'', [[http://web.archive.org/web/20040803004651/bagenders.stormpages.com/story/define.html The Horrifically Honest Guide to Fanfiction Terms]]

->"''I am Kirk and Spock's illegitimate butt baby. ... Kock.''"
-->-- '''Andy Dick'''

->'''Neil:''' But that's impossible!
->'''Vyvyan:''' Yeah, that's what she said! You just can't trust women, can you?