Quotes / Mistaken Nationality

Listen, my lads, I've something to tell you
I hope won't compel you to cry and to keen.
Mother's a Swede and Father's a Scot,
And so Irish I'm not—and I never have been!
Eileen, Wonderful Town

Wendigo!Ally: You were that Indian guy that got away last Sunday!
Terence: I'm not Indian!! The real Ally knows that I am, in fact, BRITISH!!!
*Proceeds to punch in face*
Terence and a Wendigo!Ally, Eternal Night