"So suddenly it's a crime for a grown man to hang around the high school taking pictures of young girls."
— Harry Solomon, 3rd Rock from the Sunnote
SUPERMAN ON MYSTERIOUS DATE WITH ALLEGED 'MAGICAL GIRL' GREEN LANTERN! REALLY 700 YEARS OLD OR IS MAN OF STEEL'S SECRET LOLICON TENDENCIES OUT?
—Tabloid reporting Superman hanging out with Nanoha, Takamachi Nanoha Of 2814
Mel Beater: Darling…don't tell me you actually wanted to dismantle Mome!
Rand Travis: Nah, I didn't need to. Lil' Mome didn't have any problems getting her maintenance from me.
Mel: But that's—! You were poking all over Mome's body?!
Mel: You're awful, Darling! Pervert! Freak! I hate you!
Rand: N-now, hold on! She’s a robot!