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Quotes: Mistaken for Pedophile

SUPERMAN ON MYSTERIOUS DATE WITH ALLEGED 'MAGICAL GIRL' GREEN LANTERN! REALLY 700 YEARS OLD OR IS MAN OF STEEL'S SECRET LOLICON TENDENCIES OUT?
Tabloid reporting Superman hanging out with Nanoha, Takamachi Nanoha Of 2814

Mel Beater: Darling…don't tell me you actually wanted to dismantle Mome!
Rand Travis: Nah, I didn't need to. Lil' Mome didn't have any problems getting her maintenance from me.
Mel: But that's—! You were poking all over Mome's body?!
Mel: You're awful, Darling! Pervert! Freak! I hate you!
Rand: N-now, hold on! She’s a robot!

Kisara: Good morning, Satomi-kun, I'm coming in.
(Rentaro and Enju wake up)
Rentaro: Could you say that before you get in?
Kisara: Shut up, I've come to take back Tina today, Huh? Where is she anyway?
(Tina crawls out from under Rentaro's blanket)
Tina: Good morning. Wasn't last night fun, onii-san? Though it was scary at first, I'm happy that you taught me a lot of things.
(Cue shocked looks from Rentaro, Enju, and Kisara)
Kisara: I-I'm calling the police...
Enju: Tina beat me to it!