"So suddenly it's a crime for a grown man to hang around the high school taking pictures of young girls."
— Harry Solomon, 3rd Rock from the Sunnote
SUPERMAN ON MYSTERIOUS DATE WITH ALLEGED 'MAGICAL GIRL' GREEN LANTERN! REALLY 700 YEARS OLD OR IS MAN OF STEEL'S SECRET LOLICON TENDENCIES OUT?
—Tabloid reporting Superman hanging out with Nanoha, Takamachi Nanoha Of 2814