Quotes / Mission Control Is Off Its Meds

Didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Good-bye!" and you were like (deeper voice) "No way!" (normal voice) and then I was all, "We pretended we were going to murder you!" That was great.
GLaDOS, Portal

Throw yourself into the barbs''.
Player: "Hell no." *jumps over barbs*
How disappointing.

"Oh, come now, we had fun! And alerting you to every other trap was more than fair!"
Castle Heterodyne, Girl Genius

"Are you listening? Good. From now on, when I talk, listen! And follow my instructions. Play stupid, play clever, make the mistake of saying "no"? That collar on your neck'll go off and take your head with it."
Father Elijah, Dead Money

"Raiden, turn the game console off right now! The mission is a failure! Cut the power right now!"
Colonel Campbell, Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty Or rather, an AI construct based on him.

Proper story’s supposed to start at the beginning.
It’s so simple with this one.
Now here’s a Kid whose whole world’s all right, snoozing there on a rock in the sky.
He wakes up… I’m just fooling.
He sees what’s left of the Rippling Walls. Years of work, undone in an instant.
He sees what’s left of Pyth the Bull.
The Gods... they’re all undone.
He sees what’s left of his lifelong friend.
His friend... he’s come undone too.
He sees. What’s left. Undone.