Quotes: Minor Injury Overreaction

"Oh my god! I'm in pain! I think this is what pain feels like!"

"Talking man hurt Hulk! Hulk rip off Talking Man's HEAD!"
Hulk, "Hulk vs Wolverine"

"I'll have you know that I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for 20 minutes."
SpongeBob SquarePants, "No Weenies Allowed"

BLOOD! IT'S MY BLOOD!
Gaara, Naruto

"That...hurt. IT HURT!"
Frieza, Dragon Ball

"Impressive. I felt that. A LITTLE TOO MUCH!"
— The same scene, Dragon Ball Kai

"Oh, I'm hurt! I am very much hurt!"