Black Mage: That plan is stupid, and so is your face.
: Ah, that is one of the unfortunate drawbacks for those with low charisma
I don't make the crazy rules, I just twist them to my purposes.
I will stop referring to the Power Gamer as MinMaximus.
Obi-Wan: Is this really a first-level character? How did you get such a high Repair rank?
R2-D2: I took Short. And Mute. 8 extra skill points.
GM: Speaking of which, you should really only be beeping and whistling right now.
R2-D2: Don't be stupid; it only applies when I'm talking in character.
GM: But you guys never talk in character!
R2-D2: You are enlightened.
: I traded it for +1 to hit.
Forgath: Another +1? What's your to-hit bonus now?
: You don't wanna know.