Quotes / Minion with an F in Evil

"Order of the Stick! I will bathe in your blood with lavender bath gel and a good loofah!"
The Monster in the Darkness (practicing for his big reveal), The Order of the Stick

Adagio Dazzle: This is it, girls. The moment we've been waiting for.
Sonata Dusk: (excited) Lunch?!
Adagio: (groans and facepalms) The chance to get our true Equestrian magic back.
Sonata: Oh. Right.
Adagio: There is Equestrian magic here. Their negative energy will give us the power we need to get this entire world to do our bidding.
Sonata: But we can get lunch after though, right? It's Taco Tuesday!

Vizzini: Finish him. Finish him, your way.
Fezzik: Oh good, my way. Thank you Vizzini... what's my way?
Vizzini: Pick up one of those rocks, get behind a boulder, in a few minutes the man in black will come running around the bend, the minute his head is in view, HIT IT WITH THE ROCK!
Fezzik: My way's not very sportsman-like.

"Oh, they are hopeless! A disgrace to the forces of evil!"
Maleficent, Sleeping Beauty