[[folder:Anime and Manga]]

->I have no idea what's going on!
-->-- '''Koto''', ''Anime/{{Kyousogiga}}''


[[folder:Film - Animated]]

->'''Ringo:''' Hey, that's my car!\\
'''George:''' How do you know it's your car?\\
'''Ringo:''' Well, I'd know it anywhere.\\
'''George:''' What does it look like?\\
'''Ringo:''' It's red with yellow wheels...\\
(''George drives by in a blue car with orange wheels'')\\
'''Ringo:''' I mean, blue with orange wheels...\\
(''George drives by again in a yellow car with red wheels'')\\
'''George:''' It's all in the mind.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/YellowSubmarine''


[[folder:Film - Live-Action]]

->[[{{Understatement}} You met me at a very strange time in my life.]]
-->-- The last lines of ''Film/FightClub''

->A mental mindfuck can be nice.
-->-- '''Dr. Frank N. Furter''', ''Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow''


[[folder:Live-Action TV]]

->[[MyNameIsInigoMontoya My name is Alex Drake]], and frankly, your guess is as good as mine.
-->-- After three series, the OpeningNarration of ''Series/AshesToAshes'' gives up trying to explain the plot

->I don't understand it, [[SeenItAll and I understand everything!]]
-->-- '''The Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Runaway Bride"

->You have been chosen because you are unknown to the enemy, and you all have a special skill. [[GeniusCripple Professor Hawking]], [[BloodSport John Leslie]], [[TokenEvilTeammate Phil Neville]], the Wu Tang Clan, [[DanceBattler Usher]], the [[{{Mascot}} Sugar Puffs Monster]], and [[ChewingTheScenery Daniel Day-Lewis]]: welcome... to [[OperationBlank Operation Mind Fuck]]!.
-->-- '''Frankie Boyle''', ''Series/MockTheWeek'': "Unlikely Lines To Hear In An Action Movie"



->To make matters worse, [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} she]] claims the universe\\
Is expanding like a balloon.\\
But baby, if it's meant to be infinite\\
Then where is it expanding to?!
-->-- '''Music/TheDivineComedy''', "Arthur C. Clarke's Mysterious World"

->The starmaker says it ain't so bad\\
The dreammaker's gonna make you mad\\
The spaceman says everybody look down\\
It's all in your mind
-->-- '''Music/TheKillers''', "Spaceman"

->Wearing a raincoat is flying around in a yellow rubber airplane\\
Made out of a raincoat, yes\\
But when you think of that, you hurt your mind\\
And you'll need your mind for later on
-->-- '''Music/TheyMightBeGiants''', "Wearing a Raincoat"

->[[TitleDrop Mutilated Lips]]\\
Give a kiss\\
On the wrist\\
Of the worm-like tips of\\
Tentacles expanding in my mind\\
I'm fine\\
Accepting only fresh brine\\
You can get another drop of this\\
Yeah, you wish
-->-- '''Music/{{Ween}}''', "Mutilated Lips"

->Everything you know is wrong\\
Black is white, up is down and short is long\\
And everything you thought was just so\\
Important doesn't matter\\\
Everything you know is wrong\\
Just forget the words and sing along\\
All you need to understand is\\
Everything you know is wrong!
-->-- '''Music/WeirdAlYankovic''', "Everything You Know is Wrong"


[[folder:Video Games]]

->'''Tor Anderson:''' It [[SanityHasAdvantages takes]] [[InvertedTrope crazy]] to know [[MindScrew crazy]]!\\
'''Alan Wake:''' That's the sanest thing I've heard in a while.
-->-- ''VideoGame/AlanWake''

->[[PunctuatedForEmphasis What. The. Fuck.]]
-->-- '''Desmond Miles''', ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedII''

->How do you compress... time? I'm getting dizzy...
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyX Tidus]]''' to [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII Ultimecia]], ''VideoGame/DissidiaFinalFantasy''

->So, you have come this far and ''still'' you understand ''nothing''.
-->-- '''Ansem, Seeker of Darkness'''[[note]]Actually Xehanort's Heartless. Actually amnesiac fusion of Master Xehanort and Terra[[/note]], ''Franchise/KingdomHearts''

->'''John Mirra''': Hello?\\
'''Voice on phone''': John Mirra?\\
'''John Mirra''': This is he.\\
'''Voice on phone''': This is John Mirra. Welcome to the next level.
-->-- ''[[ShowWithinAShow Address Unknown]]'', ''VideoGame/MaxPayne2''

->''"This whole turn of events has boggled even my giant brain."''
-->-- '''Doctor Timothy''', ''VideoGame/SouthParkTheFracturedButWhole''

->There's nothing simple about an Elder Scroll. It's a reflection of all possible features and all possible pasts. Each reader sees different reflections through different lenses, and may come away with a very different reading. But at the same time, all of it is true. Even the falsehoods. ''Especially'' the falsehoods.
-->--'''Urag gro-Shub''', ''Videogame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim''


[[folder:Web Original]]

->And after seeing it, I can safely say that no film or series, anime or otherwise, has left me so confused as to what to feel. I have... absolutely no idea how to feel about this. I don't know if I love it, hate it or even if I think it's good or bad. I just have no idea.
-->-- A [[http://www.anime-planet.com/users/ShionSonozaki/reviews/12769 reviewer]] of ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagicaTheMovieRebellion''

->The [[Film/{{Toys}} finished film]], released in 1992, features Michael Gambon as a militaristic toy developer who wants to [[GeneralRipper make human-murdering toys for the military]], Music/LLCoolJ in an early king-making role as Creator/RobinWilliams' [[TangledFamilyTree improbable cousin]], and Joan Cusack as Williams' [[RoboticReveal secretly robotic sister]]. That sentence [[ARareSentence sounds like someone spilled Wite-Out in a TV Guide and put all the surviving words together in a straight line]].
-->-- '''{{Website/Cracked}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-famous-filmmakers-whose-dream-projects-were-disasters/ "5 Famous Filmmakers Whose Dream Projects Were Disasters"]]

->Further down this page: the land of analogies of truly hallucinogenic incomprehensibility. So far I've got one person comparing taxation to three contractors painting a house, and another to Creator/MeganFox [[AnythingThatMoves having sex with everyone in the world]], and I'm honestly not even sure which side they're trying to argue on.
-->-- '''mickeyten''' comments on the comments for [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-things-rich-people-need-to-stop-saying_p2/#ixzz1s5ZVPcOU this]] '''Website/{{Cracked}}''' article

->Strap in, kids. [[{{Understatement}} It's going to get fucking weird...]]
-->-- '''LetsPlay/TheDarkId''' on VideoGame/{{Drakengard}}.

->Okay, if I'm interpreting this correctly (which I highly doubt) then, taken at face value, with as little induction as possible, the main character is a she-male and/or transgender and/or imaginary friend with benefits who is also a time-traveler and/or dimension shifter and/or a necrophiliac and/or a polygamist and/or a lesbian and possibly the last of his/her/its kind. To be honest, I'm not sure if he/she/it/they is/are human. Trippy.
-->-- '''Echoloco''' reviewing ''[[http://jayisgames.com/archives/2011/12/pirouette.php Pirouette]]''

->As the popular ensemble sitcom ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'' draws near the end of its nine-season run, a downer of a fan theory is starting to look more and more feasible. The theory: The Mother has been dead this whole time. Creator/MNightShyamalan'd!... Of course, maybe the show is fucking with its viewers. If the whole framing device for the show is a father telling a story to his kids to help them remember their dead mom, then why would Ted's long, 9-season-long story about a dead woman be so focused on, uh, Ted's dating life before he met her? [[DeadAllAlong What if Ted is the dead or dying one?]] [[EpilepticTrees What if nobody's dead?]] [[EveryoneIsJesusInPurgatory What if we are actually all dead and part of purgatory]] is that we all have to sometimes catch an episode of ''How I Met Your Mother'' in syndication?
-->-- '''Jezebel'''

->When did this game go from a game called ''Monster Party'' to a game where I fight ''shrimp'' and ''onion rings?!'' [[{{Angrish}} WHY?! And what th...]] Why is there a space station IN THE BACKROUND?!!!
-->-- '''WebVideo/JonTron''' on ''VideoGame/MonsterParty''

->Holy shit, Disney! You've inserted your giant magical cock into my ear and FUCKED MY MIND!
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''' on ''Disney/{{Pocahontas}}''

->I have a theory that I've blundered across the best definition of a Paul Magrs novel (although this one is co-Jeremy Hoad). It's when you get to the end of the book and hear yourself cry - "So what's with the mermaid, then?"
-->-- Naomi Claydon reviews the ''Series/DoctorWho'' Literature/EighthDoctorAdventures novel ''The Blue Angel'' for '''Website/OutpostGallifrey'''

->The whole movie has strange use of StockFootage, [[FauxlosophicNarration strange use of voiceovers]], it begins like a documentary depicting cultural deviance, [[UnexpectedGenreChange soon it becomes a horror movie]] and [[TrueArtIsIncomprehensible an experimental art film]], [[{{Biography}} an auto-bio]], [[BoundAndGagged a bondage movie]] and then it ends with a sex change! What the ''fuck'' kind of twisted piece of ''crap'' is this?!"''
-->-- '''Creator/JamesRolfe''''s [[http://www.spike.com/video/ed-wood-thon-part-1/3047482 Spike-TV review]] of ''Film/GlenOrGlenda''

->On the story end of things, I can't put this thing down. It's throwing so many curve balls that it resembles a batting cage in a hurricane. To sum it up so far, I ''might'' be a robot who can see the future. On the moon. Maybe.
-->-- '''[[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13304847130A72080000&page=6 Enlong]]''' playing ''VisualNovel/VirtuesLastReward'' [[note]]He's partly right.[[/note]]

->Just to make sure we're all on the same page here, what we're looking at is a giraffe with a string of pearls resting atop an air helmet, hiding in a treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, talking to a fox in a frog suit. Just... just... we just gotta accept it.
-->-- '''[[http://www.youtube.com/user/brutalmoose brutalmoose]]''' on ''VideoGame/SpyFox in Dry Cereal''

->I've had acid trips more consistent than this.
-->-- Website/YouTube comment on the first episode of ''Anime/ExcelSaga''

->The first time I reached this boss, I instantly lost all my lives cause I had no idea wtf was going on. I fainted afterwards.
-->-- [=YouTube=] comment on the FinalBoss of ''VideoGame/{{Hellsinker}}''

->This game involves elite cyber-assassins fighting their way into [[AfterTheEnd post-apocalyptic]], [[GeniusLoci semi-sentient]] ruins populated by [[ScaryDogmaticAliens hostile, overly-religious robots]] on a mission to rescue [[EpilepticTrees what may or may not be]] [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers a stray cat]]. Also, [[{{Metaphorgotten}} an abstract concept is a superstition]] [[IceCreamKoan is a double entendre is a croissant]].
-->-- A fan's description of ''VideoGame/{{Hellsinker}}''

->'''Mario:''' If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book.\\
'''Luigi:''' What instruction book?\\
'''Mario:''' If you need instructions on how to get the enclosed instruction book, check out the enclosed instruction book.\\
'''Luigi:''' WTF?\\
'''Mario:''' If you need instructions on how to get the instructions on how to get the enclosed instruction book, check out the instructions on how to get the enclosed instruction book.\\
(''Luigi's brain fizzles out'')
-->-- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IUzOv6HKM8 "Youtube Poop: Be Careful When You Smoke Weed"]]

->You're a pair of fingers in chequerboard land with upside down doors. [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs What kind of drugs were they on?]] Was this game even made by a human being?
-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''', on ''[[VideoGame/{{Action52}} Time Warp Tickers]]''

->Alright, so this-this game, what ''is'' this? What is it even trying to do? Like, is it ''actually'' being weird on purpose? Is this an interactive storybook for kids, or is it... [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus Monty Python]] meets Creator/DonHertzfeldt and WebAnimation/YouTubePoop in a nightmare-fueled acid dream of...? (drifts into {{Angrish}})
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/LazyGameReviews Clint Basinger]]''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSxaUHT3yoI review]] of ''VideoGame/TheAdventuresOfNinjaNannyAndSherrlochSheltie''.

->Just, what is going on? There's, like, a giant metal tube. And there's a fist. This reminds me of a fever nightmare.
-->--'''WebVideo/{{Vinesauce}}'s Joel''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTn0hRqiM8Q playing]] ''VideoGame/TrioThePunch''


[[folder:Western Animation]]

->'''Space Ghost:''' Now, woodpile, did you or did you not masquerade as eels and shock Zorak with that wrench? Answer me! Now, what about these beans?\\
'''Moltar:''' Those must've fallen out of my hair.\\
'''Space Ghost:''' ...\\
'''Moltar:''' Well, you're just making all this [[SoundEffectBleep s***]] up! ... Oh, what? You're the only one that gets to make [[SoundEffectBleep s***]] up?
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpaceGhostCoastToCoast'', [[http://www.adultswim.com/videos/space-ghost-coast-to-coast/flipmode/ "Flipmode"]]


[[folder:Real Life]]

->There ''is'' [[NoEnding no final conclusion]] to ''Series/ThePrisoner''. We were fortunate enough to do something as audacious as that, because people do want the words "TheEnd" put up there.
-->-- '''Patrick [=McGoohan=]''' on [[GainaxEnding the last episode]] of ''Series/ThePrisoner''

->What is this I don't even
-->-- [[MemeticMutation Traditional]]

->When you see it, [[BowelBreakingBricks you'll shit bricks]].
-->-- Anon

->The below statement is false.\\
[[LogicBomb The above statement is true.]]
-->-- Anon