"Lord Cholmondely has given two guineas to Lord Derby, to receive 500 guineas whenever his lordship 'plays hospitals' with a woman in a balloon 1,000 yards from the Earth." For "plays hospitals with" I think you can insert your own— word."
—Stephen Fry, on QI, quoting from a late 18th-century wager book.
(512): The plane down was full of newlyweds and I counted 5 pairs of mile-high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I want that jet lag from fucking and flying
—"Montero (Call Me By Your Name)", Lil Nas X
Dorien: I've always wanted to join the mile-high club. Hopefully, that should earn me honorary life membership.
Sharon: I doubt it, you daft tart. We ain't taken off yet. We're still on the flippin' runway!
Rowan Atkinson: "I met her in the first class lounge of a jumbo jet It was love at first sight, Romeo and Juliet"
Kate Bush: "He looked pretty rich and I was down on m' luck So I charged him a fortune for a flying fu..."
Rowan: "...for crying out loud!"
