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Optimus Prime: The humans should not have to pay for our mistakes... Mike: ...just our overpriced action figures! — Mike J. Nelson, Rifftrax
Ass: HYPNOSNOT, I CHOOSE YOU! Crock: Why did you pick that particular Hokéycon to battle with?! Because it can absorb high damage? Ass: Because the last quarterly report showed an 18% dip in Hypnosnot sales! Luckily, our viewers are sheep! A little TV exposure should boost earnings back up! "Buy all our playsets and toys!"
— Cheat Commandos theme song
"I am selling this Gundam!"
The Nerd: We know what the real message is... Both: BUY OUR FUCKING PRODUCTS!
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