If you have seen Labyrinth, then you are not a virgin. In fact, if you've seen Labyrinth, then you never were a virgin. It's the power of David Bowie's Area that, even through a recording, even in a family friendly movie, it can reach out and completely burn your virginity from the fabric of space and time. If you ever will see the movie Labyrinth, then you're not a virgin on credit, because your virginity will be retroactively destroyed in the future. In short, the moment that David Bowie appeared in that movie, in those tights, his Area became super powered, and devirginized the entire world.
— Sarrolyne on the power of David Bowie's Area, Metaquotes
Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen
Ra Ra Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
— Boney M, Rasputin
Samus Aran can contort herself into a tiny ball. She must fuck like a tiger.
— Fauxtivational Poster
"You see, Master," I told her. "This is what happens when you start rumors about someone being some kind of sex god: people try to pray to them."
The Hill of Swords, chapter 17