He rapes you with his eyes.
— Luciene, on portraits of William Gladstone
Anime and Manga
"Leeron is gay. He is so gay. Gay. He loves my asshole. Asshole."
— Leeron's theme song, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
Entrust your heart to me... I shall purify you.
Humans are such fragile creatures. When we're naked like this, anxiety overcomes us. And species that defy their instincts...
Humans are such fragile creatures. When we're naked like this, anxiety overcomes us. And species that defy their instincts...
— Ragyo Kiryuin, Kill la Kill, creeping on her own daughter.
"I'm gonna violate you!"
— Yazan Gable, Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam
Fan Works
Orochimaru: I am not a pedophile! I just want his body!
Films — Animation
"You're crazy. I like that."
Podcasts
"That look is from the 'Guy You Alert the Flight Attendant About' collection."
(Later) "That look from the 'Guy In Car Peeping In On Yoga Class Through Binoculars' collection!"
— RiffTrax, on Edward Cullen
Video Games
Jecht: Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Terra: Get away!
— Typical fight scene in Dissidia Final Fantasy
"You better not cry, you'll make me uncomfortable."
— Jecht, Dissidia Final Fantasy, when facing off against Terra.
"Oh heavens just look at the time! It's Rape O'Clock"
I know you feel this.
Preserve Shepard's body if possible.
Shepard, submit now.
Struggle if you wish, your mind will be mine.
I will find you again.
Preserve Shepard's body if possible.
Shepard, submit now.
Struggle if you wish, your mind will be mine.
I will find you again.
— Harbinger brings the No Yay, Mass Effect 2
Web Original
"Zack is pimping out his friend to help fix her debt, and when she says she feels cheap, his response is 'You're not cheap. We made $36.'
Which if you adjust for 1989 dollars is still child prostitution."
Which if you adjust for 1989 dollars is still child prostitution."
"Anthropologists tend to see distinctions between societies that enforce rules of social conduct based on guilt and those that enforce them based on shame. They should probably study wherever it is Dagwood came from, since he is clearly capable of neither."
"But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is rape, and I am the sun."
Web Video
"It's unclear if the diner is named after the man, or vice versa, but zany Max, with his round 90' s glasses and tower of frizzy hair, certainly fits the bill. A magician who can't so much as hand out a menu without magicking it from his 'empty' palm, he's now cursed with the tedious, but honestly, often-correct assumption that any wacky adult character in an old sitcom is, with 21st century hindsight, a predatory paedophile."
—Stuart Millard on Saved by the Bell, So Excited, So Scared
"JESUS, HE'S IN MY HOUSE! ...okay, so that's terrifying. In the movies, the villains are in it for the valuables; but here, they seem to be only interested in— Kevin. Where's Chris Hansen and that suspiciously-benign plate of cookies when you need 'em?"
—JonTron plays Home Alone for the NES
"I'M WATCHING YOU!"
Actually, am I the only one who's freaked out by this? A tall, bearded man with an evil grin is following a little boy around, offering him treats and saying he can make all his wishes come true.
...This is a family film, right?
...This is a family film, right?
"Oh-hohohohohohoho, this must be your first time, because you are tight!"
—Cell, while absorbing Piccolo's arm, Dragon Ball Z Abridged
"Hi maggots. I'm training you. I'm terrifying and a potential rapist, but I'll never say it flat out."
—Mr. Popo, Dragon Ball Z Kai Abridged
Gohan: So, can I... help you?
Vegeta: No... [pets Gohan's head] but maybe I can help you. [creepy smile]
Gohan: Uh... I need an adult.
Vegeta: I am an adult.
Vegeta: No... [pets Gohan's head] but maybe I can help you. [creepy smile]
Gohan: Uh... I need an adult.
Vegeta: I am an adult.
Alexander Anderson: Well...you know what time it is!
[readies his blades, with a caption underneath reading RAPE]
Anthony: Wait, what the frick is this ugly thing?
Minority Friend: Damn, that moon looks it wants to molest somebody.
Ian: Wait, are you guys talking about, Molester Moon?
Anthony: Yeah, it does look pretty molester-y.
Minority Friend: Yeah, I think so.
Minority Friend: Damn, that moon looks it wants to molest somebody.
Ian: Wait, are you guys talking about, Molester Moon?
Anthony: Yeah, it does look pretty molester-y.
Minority Friend: Yeah, I think so.
Chris: I cannot even fathom how someone would arrive at a conclusion like “hey, let’s relaunch Superman into movies by giving him a son that he doesn’t know about that some other dude raises for five years.” At the very least, it’s pretty awful for Lois, because either she knows or suspects that it’s Superman’s and is both lying to Richard and writing articles about how the world doesn’t need people like her son, or she doesn’t know because Superman erased her memory after they had sex, which is F***ING HORRIFYING.
David: That’s the thing, this makes perfect sense in-character for the Donner Superman, right down to the snooping on Lois.
Chris: And this movie pretty much proves that if you’re even slightly less charming than Christopher Reeve, it’s impossible to pull it off. Case in point: The first time he meets Richard, Clark gives him this absolute death-stare.
—Chris Sims and David Uzumeri on
Superman Returns
Superman Returns"Tucker appears to be a big phony which may be due to [Jeff] Bridges. Bridges always has this broad fake grin which borders on creepy. Maybe Coppola told Bridges to always be jocular but it comes off as Bridges hamming it up. He just doesn’t come off as a real person when he only has one expression and that is to blow up the wide angle lens with a toothy pervy grin."
Yeah, so he makes unwanted advances on me, gets all bent out of shape if I refuse to reciprocate that towards him, and then before we even reach the door, begins making lewd comments to this woman about the sex life she has with her dead husband! What the hell, Bioware?! In your effort to show your progressive nature, you decided to send us into the Deep Roads with Harvey Weinstein! [Sarcastic Clapping] Nice fucking job, assholes!
— SF Debris on Anders of Dragon Age II
Homer: Hello, Bart? I'm bringing Michael Jackson home to stay with us for a few days.
Bart: AHHHHH!!!
Homer: He he, isn't that cute? He's heard of you.
Western Animation
"Tonight. YOU."
— Handbanana not being subtle, Aqua Teen Hunger Force
"Now who wants to put on some blindfolds and get into my car?!"
— Grunkle Stan, Gravity Falls, “The Legend of the Gobblewonker”
"Now, I tell you what: I like ya, and I want ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way. The choice is yours."
— Fleece Johnson right before Chris Hansen "chooses the hard way", The Boondocks, "A Date with the Booty Warrior"
