"Glasses. An imperfection, they put you on the dork's level, instead of intimidatingly above it."
— Robin, Shortpacked!
"She is the most bewitching bespectabled beauty I've ever...beheld."
"Some of us think we look kind of cute with our glasses."
— Marcie, She's a Good Skate, Charlie Brown
Topher: Glasses on a chain!
Toper!Victor: For the win!
"So you, uh, you like them bespectacled..."
"Now I am imagining Christina Hendricks with short hair and chunky glasses and I need to be alone for a little while"
— Jeph Jacques, via Twitter