"I hope this movie never has a sequel, because Jon and Sara are destined to become the most boring married couple in history. For years to come, people at parties will be whispering, 'See that couple over there? The Tragers? Jon and Sara? Whatever you do, don't ask them how they met.'"
Sig: "Miss, you dropped your bear."
Izumi: "Oh no! How could I be so clumsy?"
— The Curtises, Fullmetal Alchemist
"Say a man and a woman both need something to sleep in and both go to the same men's pajama department. The man says to the salesman, "I just need bottoms," and the woman says, "I just need a top." They look at each other and that's the 'meet cute'."
"This is the first time I've introduced myself in a toilet stall."
— Misaki Kirihara, Darker Than Black