Quotes: Media Classifications

"TV-PG...TV-14...TV-PG...TV-14...Is there nothing for a kid to watch when his parents aren't home?...TV-MA...Ah, there we go."
Jason, Foxtrot

"The MPAA rates this PG-13. It is too vulgar for anyone under 13, and too dumb for anyone over 13."
Roger Ebert, review of The Hot Chick

"I had the X rating on my films. Now they do as much on The Simpsons as I got an X rating for Fritz the Cat."