Paul Newman's half Jewish
Goldie Hawn's half too
Put them both together
What a fine looking Jew!
— Adam Sandler, "The Hannukah Song"
"The danger facing American Jews today is not that Christians want to persecute them but that Christians want to marry them."
— Irving Kristol
"What's up, my hot little Jewish-American princess?"
— Puck: [to Rachel], Glee
HEBREW, n. A male Jew, as distinguished from the Shebrew, an altogether superior creation.