Quotes / Matzo Fever

Paul Newman's half Jewish
Goldie Hawn's half too
Put them both together
What a fine looking Jew!
Adam Sandler, "The Hannukah Song"

"The danger facing American Jews today is not that Christians want to persecute them but that Christians want to marry them."
Irving Kristol

"What's up, my hot little Jewish-American princess?"
Puck: [to Rachel], Glee

HEBREW, n. A male Jew, as distinguished from the Shebrew, an altogether superior creation.