23rd Oct: It's time for the second TV Tropes Halloween Avatar Contest, theme: cute monsters! Details and voting here.
Kosh: They are alone. They are a dying people. We should let them pass.
Sinclair: Who? The Narns or the Centauri?
Sheridan: Well, as answers go; short, to the point, utterly useless, and totally consistent with what I've come to expect from a Vorlon.
— Babylon 5
So what do I do first? Do I play video games? Do I watch a Blu-Ray DVD? Do I download content from the online marketplace? The answer is of course, yes. Because I have three PS3's.
— Paul, LoadingReadyRun
"jIpumpu' 'ej jIHu'laHbe'," swore Ed loudly.
"What did you say?!" asked Dave, poking his head out of the pile.
"Klingonese. Ahhh... roughly translated, 'I've fallen, and I can't get up!'"
"You speak Klingon?!"
— from American Kitsune by Ed Becerra
"I was busy suplexing a shark wearing a bolo tie when I should have been setting up sponsors! You may ask yourself: who was wearing the bolo tie? You or the shark? Answer: YES."
—Mister Torgue, Borderlands 2
Roy: Hello Judy. What can I do for you?
Judy: COMPUTER'S BROKEN.
Roy: Is it a PC or a Mac?
Judy: (beat) YES.