Quotes / Masculine Girl, Feminine Boy

"A lesbian girl from Khartoum
took a pansy boy up to her room
and they argued all night
about who had the right
to do what, and with which, and to whom."
— Classic limerick

Masculine Women, Feminine Men
Which is the rooster? Which is the hen?
It's hard to tell'em apart today, and say...

Sister is busy learning to shave,
Brother just loves his permanent wave,
It's hard to tell them apart today, hey, hey...
—Those Masculine Women and Feminine Men, a popular song in The Roaring '20s

Peanut: "You play video games with me, we talk candidly about all kinds of stuff, when we were doing Shakespeare, you made me play Juliet!"
Grape: "That doesn't mean I have to be male; I thought we were dropping our preconcieved ideas"
Peanut: "Sorry, but you have to admit you're something of a tomboy."
Grape: "Tomcat"
Peanut: "That would mean you're a boy."
Grape: "I know what I said!"

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