Joey: I got two words for you: threesome!
"61 And again, as pertaining to the law of the priesthood—if any man espouse a virgin, and desire to espouse another, and the first give her consent, and if he espouse the second, and they are virgins, and have vowed to no other man, then is he justified; he cannot commit adultery for they are given unto him; for he cannot commit adultery with that that belongeth unto him and to no one else.
62 And if he have ten virgins given unto him by this law, he cannot commit adultery, for they belong to him, and they are given unto him; therefore is he justified."
"CANON II. - If any one saith, that it is lawful for Christians to have several wives at the same time, and that this is not prohibited by any divine law; let him be anathema. "
—Council of Trente, Twenty-Fourth Session
"If ye fear that ye shall not be able to deal justly with the orphans, Marry women of your choice, Two or three or four; but if ye fear that ye shall not be able to deal justly (with them), then only one, or (a captive) that your right hands possess, that will be more suitable, to prevent you from doing injustice."
—Qur'an (Sura 4 (An-Nisa), Ayah 3)
"A house of atonement, or expiatory chapel, fitted with several stools of repentance, as distinguished from monogamy, which has but one."
When on his horse he rode awa', they gathered at the door,
When Willie waved his bonnet blue, they set up sich a roar,
The cries and tears brought Willie back, he's kissed 'em ane and a',
"Oh, lassies, bide 'til I come hame and then I'll wed ye a'!"
— Willie's Gane To Melville Castle, Traditional Scottish