Quotes / Man in a Kilt

"About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
'See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt.'"
Bryan Bowers, The Scotsman

"I just cam' doon frae the Isle of Skye
I'm no' very big and I'm awful shy
The lassies shout as I go by,
'Donald, where's yer troosers?'"
Andy Stewart, Donald Where's Your Troosers

"What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt? On a good day, lipstick."

no no Scottish people are not wearing anything under the kilts if they wear under kilts thans its not kilt its skirts

"A lot of people ask me 'Is anything worn under your kilt?'. I say 'No, nothing's worn. Everything's in fine, working order.'."
Mike Myers, at the AFI Lifetime Achievement award ceremony for Sean Connery

Commander Badass: What, a kilt? It's th' manliest way t' be pantsless.
Jared: I always thought the manliest way to be pantsless was watching football on your couch in your underwear.
Commander Badass: See, now yer assumin' that I wear underwear.

Now, the kilt was only for day-to-day wear. In battle, we donned a full-length ball gown covered in sequins. The idea was to blind your opponent with luxury.
Groundskeeper Willie, The Simpsons

"Think how frightening it would be to have such a man charging at you, with his skirts flying in the air, flashing his great... big... bayonet at you!"
The Khasi of Khalabar, Carry On... Up the Khyber

Ryan: [Noticing Miles wearing Lindsay's Ruby Rose cosplay costume] Wait... why are you wearing a dress?
Miles: [indignant] It's a combat skirt.
Ryan: You gotta be kidding me. I'm in a kilt. That's the original combat skirt.

"So, the stories are true. Men in skirts!"

"Down with pants, up with kilts!"
Bumper Sticker

"Anytime the wind is blowing - thatís when girliesí eyes start glowing
Finally they think theyíll know - whatís under the kilt
Just because I donít wear trouser - whatís the thing that so arouses
All of you in skirts and blouses - cotton or silk"
Dr. Macdoo, Under the Kilt

"He thinks he's so rich, and so Scottish. Well I'm wearing a kilt, McDuck! A KILT!"
Flintheart Glomgold, DuckTales (2017)
The kilt first appeared as the great kilt, the breacan or belted plaid, during the 16th century, and is Gaelic in origin. The filleadh mÚr or great kilt was a full-length garment whose upper half could be worn as a cloak draped over the shoulder, or brought up over the head. A version of the filleadh beag (philibeg), or small kilt (also known as the walking kilt), similar to the modern kilt was invented by an English Quaker from Lancashire named Thomas Rawlinson some time in the 1720s. He felt that the belted plaid was "cumbrous and unwieldy", and his solution was to separate the skirt and convert it into a distinct garment with pleats already sewn, which he himself began wearing.[2] His associate, Iain Mac Donnell, chief of the Mac Donnells of Inverness, also began wearing it, and when the clansmen the two employed in logging, charcoal manufacture and iron smelting saw their chief wearing the new apparel, they soon followed suit. From there its use spread "in the shortest space" amongst the Highlanders, and even amongst some of the Northern Lowlanders.[3] It has been suggested there is evidence that the philibeg with unsewn pleats was worn from the 1690s.[4] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilt https://scottishkiltshop.com/modern-kilts-for-men


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