Quotes / Man in a Kilt

"About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
'See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt.'"
Bryan Bowers, The Scotsman

"I just cam' doon frae the Isle of Skye
I'm no' very big and I'm awful shy
The lassies shout as I go by,
'Donald, where's yer troosers?'"
Andy Stewart, Donald Where's Your Troosers

"What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt? On a good day, lipstick."

"A lot of people ask me 'Is anything worn under your kilt?'. I say 'No, nothing's worn. Everything's in fine, working order.'."
Mike Myers, at the AFI Lifetime Achievement award ceremony for Sean Connery

Commander Badass: What, a kilt? It's th' manliest way t' be pantsless.
Jared: I always thought the manliest way to be pantsless was watching football on your couch in your underwear.
Commander Badass: See, now yer assumin' that I wear underwear.

Now, the kilt was only for day-to-day wear. In battle, we donned a full-length ball gown covered in sequins. The idea was to blind your opponent with luxury.
Groundskeeper Willie, The Simpsons

"Think how frightening it would be to have such a man charging at you, with his skirts flying in the air, flashing his great... big... bayonet at you!"
The Khasi of Khalabar, Carry On... Up the Khyber

Ryan: [Noticing Miles wearing Lindsay's Ruby Rose cosplay costume] Wait... why are you wearing a dress?
Miles: [indignant] It's a combat skirt.
Ryan: You gotta be kidding me. I'm in a kilt. That's the original combat skirt.

"So, the stories are true. Men in skirts!"

"Down with pants, up with kilts!"
Bumper Sticker

"Anytime the wind is blowing - that’s when girlies’ eyes start glowing
Finally they think they’ll know - what’s under the kilt
Just because I don’t wear trouser - what’s the thing that so arouses
All of you in skirts and blouses - cotton or silk"
Dr. Macdoo, Under the Kilt