Quotes / Man on Fire

"Fire, fire, fire! I! Am! On! Fire! The burning! The burning!"
The Soldier after getting set on fire, Team Fortress 2

"I appear to have burst into flames."
The Spy in the same situation, Team Fortress 2

"Speaking of movies, you ever see Man on Fire?"
Stan to Roger before setting him on fire, American Dad!

"When that fire hits your ass, that will sober your ass up quick!"
"Fire is inspirational. They should use it in The Olympics. Because I ran the hundred yard dash in 4.3."
"When you are on fire and running down the street, people will get out of your way—except for one old drunk, and he's going, 'Hey, buddy, can I get a light? Just a little off the sleeve, okay?'."


"I have been baptized twice. Once in water. Once in flame."
Joshua Graham, AKA The Burned Man, Fallout: New Vegas

"Oh god, now I'm burning. That's much worse than other things burning! Oh god, why does it keep chasing me!?!"
Caboose, Red vs. Blue

"I was to see that sight again, but once was enough. Flames were coming from a human being; his body was slowly withering and shriveling up, his head blackening and charring. In the air was the smell of burning human flesh; human beings burn surprisingly quickly. Behind me I could hear the sobbing of the Vietnamese who were now gathering. I was too shocked to cry, too confused to take notes or ask questions, too bewildered to even think ... As he burned he never moved a muscle, never uttered a sound, his outward composure in sharp contrast to the wailing people around him."
David Halberstam, on witnessing the infamous Self-Immolation of Thich Quang Duc in 1963

Burgh: ...okay. Look. This is getting kind of embarrassing for me here. I don't wanna get Aced two times in a row on one day. So... GO, VOLCARONA! HEAT WAVE!
(Burgh releases said Firemoth, which immediately aims a Heat Wave at Eos the second it leaves the ball. Oh, what do you know, you now have an Ferreon running around with its fur on fire.)
Eos: <Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~>
(Eos changes direction-)
Eos: <Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~>
Imca: Whoa now girl, hold still...
(Imca chases after her, while occasionally trying to hit her with Icy Wind. This goes on for about 3 minutes, until Eos faints.)
Eos: <D-Do I still get my cookie?> @_@
Imca: ... Poor Eos... :c

Driller Killer: Come on baby, light my fire.
Courtney: That I will.

"I'm a real spy. I once drove a car off a freeway, on top of a train, while I was on fire. Not the car — I was on fire."

Shinji saw a man setting himself on fire to get dozens of spiders off of him.

"Goo-waaah!! Help! I'm on fire! Somebody! Help! In the time it's taken me to say this, my whole body's been covered in flames! Don't you think this is just too much?! I blame the game programmers! I'll remember this! GRRR!!"
Wario, Wario Land 4 instruction manual

Dan McNinja: Huh? Seriously? Because. They can't grab me if I'm on fire.
Dr. McNinja: How long have you been on fire?

Goron: You... you're a Hylian, aren't you? You better put on some armor or else you'll—