Quotes: Magnetic Girlfriend

"When you were single, nobody was thinking about your ugly ass. Then your woman got a hold on you, she cut your hair, washed you down, gave you a Life Saver, wiped the crust outa your eyes... now everybody wanna fuck."
Chris Rock

Marten: Dammit, how come girls are only interested in me now that I'm dating someone?!
Tai: People in commited relationships emit a pheromone that makes them more attractive.
Marten: I gotta get some stronger deodorant.

"When you traveled by yourself I'm sure no body took any notice of you at all, but put a beautiful girl by your side, and they can't help but wonder what they're missing."