Quotes: Made from Real Girl Scouts
"Interested? It's the real thing, of course. Thousands of mewling, mortal babies went into the making of the stuff."
Lt. Frank Drebin: Gimme the strongest thing you got.
[Waiter brings over a greased-up muscle man. Drebin flounders]
Lt. Frank Drebin: Uh... on second thought, how about a black Russian?
: Very well sir. [raises eyebrow, looks at camera, shakes head and walks off]
Monster in the Darkness:
Are you sure I can't just eat one of the short ones? I'm so hungry! Xykon:
Tell you what, we'll stop at the first village we see and get you a Kid's Meal. Monster in the Darkness:
Ooooh! Will it have a toy surprise? Xykon:
No, but it will have real kids.
: I found this in the fridge. Asagi
(Imca points to the fine print on the label: "Made with 100% real dog.") Asagi
: Ohhhhhhhhhhh. This is the last time I let Prinny #24085325 do the shopping.