Quotes / MacGuffin Delivery Service

"It will eventually turn out that, for a minimum of the first 60% of the game, you were manipulated by the forces of evil into doing their sinister bidding for them. In extreme cases this may go as high as 90%. The clear implication is that it would have been better to not get involved in the first place."

Chris: The ring was meant to take Doomsday into the future, so clearly that's what it does to Lois. She ends up in 3009, dropped right into the middle of a bunch of Legionnaires who are waiting to destroy the ultimate killing machine as soon as it comes through the time portal. There's a part of me that wants Lois to have been set on fire, electrocuted, mind-blasted, karate chopped, brained with a chunk of iron and turned to stone that was then eaten just because Clark couldn't be bothered to keep his super-hero stuff off the top of his desk at work. That'll learn him.
David: Yeah, the fact that it's just on his desk is incredible. Did he not think anyone would touch it?
ComicsAlliance on Smallville, "Doomsday"

Doctor Jones. Again we see there is nothing you can possess that I cannot take away.
Dr. Rene Belloq, Raiders of the Lost Ark

So once again, Jones, what was briefly yours is now mine.
Belloq again, Raiders of the Lost Ark

Thank you, Mr. Bond. You have saved us the trouble of disarming [the ATC].
Aristotle "Aris" Kristatos, For Your Eyes Only

Yes, they were all my doing. I used the evil fairy to find seven pure lights for me, just as I prepared thirteen vessels to fill with pure darkness.

Cerberus thanks you for all your hard work.
Kai Leng, Mass Effect 3

In any race for hidden treasure, it is always the protagonists who sweat and bleed and die to overcome the challenges inherent in finding it, only for the antagonists to seize it at the last minute!

Oh, thanks for letting me in, I couldn't have done it without you. I really couldn't.
Freddy Beaumont, The Secret World

Sips: Let's try to be careful, though. We've got the Staff of Magnus now, we don't want any funny business. We don't want anyone to just like, all of sudden turn up and be like, "Hohoho, travelers! Thanks for getting the Staff of Magnus for me! I'll be taking that!" And then we have to like chase them to the end of the earth and, and get the staff back. We just wanna - oh shit! See! Who's this?! Anaconda, is that you?! What, what's the meaning of this?!
Estormo: So, you made it out alive. Ancano was right, you are dangerous. I'm afraid I'll have to take that Staff from you now.
Sips: Oh fuck, I called it.
Sips Plays Skyrim Part 37 - "Intense Wizardry"