Quotes / MST

"In the not-too-distant future

Next Sunday A.D.

There was a guy named Joel

Not too different from you or me

He worked on a satellite loading bay

Just polishing switches to pay his way

He did his job with a cheerful face

But his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into space

We'll send him cheesy movies

The worst ever made

Joel says when you got lemons

You make lemonade

Now keep in mind he can't control

When those movies begin or end

Because he used those extra parts to build his robot friends

Robot roll-call



Tom Servo


If you're wondering how he eats and breathes and other science facts

Just repeat to yourself "It's just a show, I should really just relax"

For Mystery Science Theater 3000" -Mystery Science Theater 3000 theme song