"In the not-too-distant future
Next Sunday A.D.
There was a guy named Joel
Not too different from you or me
He worked on a satellite loading bay
Just polishing switches to pay his way
He did his job with a cheerful face
But his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into space
We'll send him cheesy movies
The worst ever made
Joel says when you got
lemons
You make lemonade
Now keep in mind he can't control
When those movies begin or end
Because he used those extra parts to build his robot friends
Robot roll-call
Cambot
Gypsy
Tom Servo
Crow!
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes and other science facts
Just repeat to yourself "It's just a show, I should really just relax"
For
Mystery Science Theater 3000"
-Mystery Science Theater 3000 theme song
