Quotes / Mighty Glacier

Mr. Huge: Huge! Huge! HUUUGE! OK, now we can fight.
Snowflake: Jesus dude, can you even move?

Malefax Skulkingworm: Go on, after them!
Henchman: (panting) I don't really do quick... I'm more your "lumbering menace" type.

The bigger they are, the slower they are!
Jade Chan, Jackie Chan Adventures

Interesting interview, Jesse Jackson. You can ask him anything, but he's going to say what he wants, at the pace that he wants. It's like boxing a glacier.
Stephen Colbert, the 2006 White House Correspondents' Dinner

This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny
Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy
Can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow
He can't jump high
But this Kong's
One HELL of a guy!
— "The DK Rap," Donkey Kong 64

You're up against the wall, and I am the fucking wall!
The Bulldozer, PAYDAY 2

This thing is slow, but it can take a beating!
Luke Skywalker piloting a Y-Wing, Star Wars: Rogue Squadron

Float like a tank hit like a tank
Now for the way put the money in the bank.
— "Survival," by Soul Purpose from MadWorld

Lumbering as a sea lion, clumsy as a berry-drunk pigeon. That was Erqi.
It mattered little. When Erqi's maul fell true, so did its target.