Quotes / Lysistrata Gambit

[after an argument between Frasier and Lilith]
Norm: So, uh, what kind of punishment are you getting?
Frasier: Oh, I'm not getting any.
Norm: Oh, you're getting off easy.
Frasier: No, I'm not getting any.
Norm: No, you're getting off easy!

— Cheers, ep.9x02, "Cheers Fouls Out"

Lilith: Look how tense you are, you wouldn't enjoy it anyway.
Frasier: Well, fine. (pouts) I don't want it anyway.
Lilith: Yes, you do.
Frasier: I do not.
Lilith: You do so.
Frasier: Alright, I do!
Lilith: Well, you're not getting any. (smirks) Oh, Frasier, isn't it enough I'm doing it to your mind?

— Cheers, "Cheers Fouls Out"

Mel: Your dark ambition guided his murderous hand.
Marge: No, I just encouraged him.
Larry: Encouraged by withholding sex.

— The Simpsons, "Four Great Women and a Manicure"

Daphne: Oh, come on now, Dr. Crane. It's not like men have never used sex to get what they want.
Frasier: How can we possibly use sex to get what we want? Sex is what we want!

— Frasier

Ever wonder, Roger, why none of our kids have birthdays in November?

—Andrea after her husband gets her a spatula on Valentine's Day instead of flowers, chocolates or jewelry, Foxtrot