Quotes: Luke, I Am Your Father

Darth Vader: Luke, you do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy.
Luke Skywalker: I'll never join you!
Darth Vader: If you only knew the power of The Dark Side! Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke Skywalker: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Darth Vader: No. I am your father.
Luke Skywalker: No... that's not true! That's impossible!
Darth Vader: Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
Luke Skywalker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOO!

Fett: "I lost him."
Vader: "That is most disappointing."
Fett: "He got lucky."
Vader: "Did you bring me anything of value, bounty hunter?"
Fett: "Not much. Just his name. Skywalker."
Vader is silent. He's staring at the window in front of him, out into space.
Fett: "We're done here, then."
Cut to flashback.
Padmé Amidala: "Something wonderful has happened. I'm...Ani, I'm pregnant."
Anakin Skywalker: "That's...that's wonderful."
Vader clenches his fist and stares up.
Vader: "Where is Padmé? Is she safe? Is she all right?"
Cut back to the glass in front of Vader, which is visibly cracked.
Palpatine: "I'm afraid she died. It seems that in your anger...you killed her."
Vader's hand is shaking with Force energy now. He stares out of the window, which is completely cracked by this point.
Vader: "Skywalker."
(Later) Vader folds his arms. Scenes flash in his memory. Padmé crying. Padmé's funeral. The destruction of the first Death Star. His first confrontation with Luke.
Vader: "I have a son."
The glass before Vader is almost completely gone now.
Vader: "He will be mine. It will all be mine."
Monarch: Hank, what if I told you that your mother was someone you've met before? And that your father was not your REAL father?
Hank: What?
Monarch: Hank! I am your real father!
Hank: N-No, you're not...
Monarch PSYCH! Oh man, I totally got you. You were all like, "Oh, daddy! You're my daddy!"
The Venture Bros., "Are You There, God? It's Me, Dean"

Fernando: Claudius, I have something to tell you. I'm your twin brother!
Claudius: Gaah! But Uncle Teotonius is my grandson!
Uncle Teotonius: But, Charles, I'm your niece!
Charles: Teotonius, if I'm your aunt... Fernando, I'm your mother!!!
(silence)
All: It can't be! How could it be? Really, guys, think for yourselves...

You... you are my mother?
Roxy to Morgana, Winx Club

I'M YOUR PAPI!

WHAT?!?!?! Zeke is Yoh's twin brother?!
The Yoh-Gumi's reaction to Mikihisa revealing Hao to be Yoh's twin brother, Shaman King

Ragna: What?
Jin: There's no way!
Imperator Librarius: So this cauldron... is not yet dust...?
Ragna: Saya... Saya, what the hell?

Dexter's Dad: Dexter...I am your father.
Dexter: [gasps] That is not possible! Oh, no wait, you're right.
Dexter's Laboratory, The Muffin Man episode

Dr. Evil: Before you do that...Ow! *deepens voice* Know this. *activates Vader Breath* Austin...I am your father.
Austin Powers: Really?
Dr. Evil: *voice returns to normal* No, not really. I can't back that up.
Austin Powers: *nodding* Right. Idiot. Yes.
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing! Which is what YOU are about to become.

Dark Helmet Man: You're rightful place is at my side! You know it is true!
Loke Groundrunner: What do you mean? What does all this mean?
Dark Helmet Man: Loke, I am your...mother! *moves back the cape revealing a pink dress*
Loke Groundrunner: NOOOOOOO!
Dark Helmet Man: And now Mama's gonna teach you a lesson in manners! *Hand's Hand appears and knocks Black Helmet Man off into space* Just wait till your father get home!

Huntress: Sit down, Don Cassamento. You raise an alarm, I'll kill you. Look at the photograph, please. Take a good look...and then tell me what you and Maria Bertinelli were doing in that hotel room together.
Santo Cassamento: F.B.I. took this?
Huntress: Answer the question.
Santo Cassamento: Must've been the feds. Franco would've killed me if he'd known about it.
Huntress: I said, answer
Santo Cassamento: Isn't it obvious? Your mother and I were conceiving you, Helena Rosa. Now put that crossbow down before you accidentally murder your father.
Batman/Huntress: Cry for Blood

"NOOOOOOOO!" screamed Buster. "That's impossible! You've ripped off George Lucas!"
"That's right, you wet-nosed weenie: I AM YOUR FATHER!"
Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space

Luke: You can't kill me now - you're my father.
Darth Vader: No. I know that's not true. That really is impossible.
Luke: Oh come on, I figured it out. All very clever. Princess is your daughter, adopted at birth by Bail Organa and Breha Moon-Flower. And I'm her twin brother, placed in the care of Owen and Beru Lars on Tatooine. Ergo, you are Anakin, my father. You killed Padmé, the woman you loved. My mother!
Darth Vader: No.
Luke: You are my father!
Darth Vader: No, Luke. I am your mother.