Quotes: Luke, I Am Your Father
Hank, what if I told you that your mother was someone you've met before? And that your father was not your REAL father? Hank:
am your real father! Hank:
N-No, you're not... Monarch
PSYCH! Oh man, I totally got you. You were all like, "Oh, daddy! You're my daddy!"
Claudius, I have something to tell you. I'm your twin brother! Claudius:
Gaah! But Uncle Teotonius is my grandson! Uncle Teotonius:
But, Charles, I'm your niece! Charles:
Teotonius, if I'm your aunt... Fernando, I'm your mother!!! (silence) All:
It can't be! How could it be? Really, guys, think for yourselves...
You... you are my mother?
WHAT?!?!?! Zeke is Yoh's twin brother?!
— The Yoh-Gumi's
reaction to Mikihisa
revealing Hao to be Yoh's twin brother
, Shaman King
: What? Jin
: There's no way! Imperator Librarius
: So this cauldron... is not yet dust...? Ragna
: Saya... Saya, what the hell?
: Dexter...I am your father. Dexter
: [gasps] That is not possible! Oh, no wait, you're right.
: Before you do that...Ow! *deepens voice* Know this
. *activates Vader Breath* Austin...I am your father
. Austin Powers
: Really? Dr. Evil
: *voice returns to normal*
No, not really. I can't back that up. Austin Powers
Right. Idiot. Yes.
: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. Lone Starr
: What's that make us? Dark Helmet
: Absolutely nothing! Which is what YOU are about to become.
Dark Helmet Man
: You're rightful place is at my side! You know it is true! Loke Groundrunner
: What do you mean? What does all this mean? Dark Helmet Man
: Loke, I am your...mother!
*moves back the cape revealing a pink dress* Loke Groundrunner
: NOOOOOOO! Dark Helmet Man
: And now Mama's gonna teach you a lesson in manners!*Hand's Hand appears and knocks Black Helmet Man off into space* Just Wait till your father get home!