When playing Rollercoaster Tycoon one time, I remember that I was tasked with the mission of getting a higher approval rating than the park next door. Rather than make my park better, I instead built a rollercoaster that launched people at 100mph into my rival's park. Since technically those people died in my rival's park, their approval rating would plummet and people would rush into my park and straight onto my deathcoaster, which only caused their rating to drop lower and lower. I did this for an hour until the game said I'd won.
—Name Withheld, found on Facebook
You can't be arrested for things that are too weird for there to be laws about!
John Connor: Raise your hand and say "I swear I will not kill anyone".
T-800: *raises hand* "I swear I will not kill anyone".
John Connor: OK, that's good.
*T-800 and John ride up to guard post. Guard walks out to greet them.*
Guard: Visiting hours, Monday to Friday-
*T-800 dismounts bike and draws pistol*
Guard: *reaches for gun* Shit!
*T-800 shoots him in both knees, then casually walks past the wounded guard and opens the gate, then walks back to a horrified John*
T-800: He'll live.
"For every rule, there is a loophole."
— An actual, literal law of The Other Realm, Sabrina the Teenage Witch
Voice: The Broodwich cannot be taken apart or disassembled!
Master Shake: Obviously it can, because thatís what I did.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force, "Broodwich"
Creative interpretation of the rules is what my kind calls Free Will, Ma'am
Chrome Cowboy, Blade Bunny
"Who would have guessed five schlubby law nerds would be capable of such a stunning display of mental gymnastics?"
—Jezebel on the U.S. Supreme Court