Quotes: Loads and Loads of Characters
"Which brings us to our next little problem. What are we going to do with thirteen X-Men?"
"'Sure, you can come with us to tell the king', said Piggy Wiggy. And so Chicken Licken, Cocky Locky, Ducky Wucky, Piggy Wiggy, Sheepy Creepy, Lamby Wamby, Puppy Wuppy, Goosey Poosey, Horsey Worsey, Weasel Geasel, Turkey Lurkey, Hawky Tawky, Foxy Woxy, Eggy Leggy, Wooly Bully, Catty Fatty, Beaver Cleaver, Wormy Squirmy, Hoggy Woggy, Rooster Shooster, Fishy Wishy, Apey Wapey, Toady Woady, Mallard Ballard, Hippo Zippo, Mousey Wousey, and Chicky Wicky all went to see the king."
Damn this show and its cast of eight million, some of whom show up once every other season!
The character roster of Street Fighter
37 will be so massive that it will consist of everyone who has ever existed. And Dan.
"Oh, I don't even know
half these people!"
—The Twelve Pains of Christmas
NEED MORE CHARACTERS. WEAPONS ARE NOW CHARACTERS
"So! Time travel! Apocalypse! Mr. Sinister! The Shi’ar! Is there anything else we could add to this that would make it even
more complicated? SURE LET’S THROW ARCHANGEL AND PSYLOCKE IN THERE TOO WHY NOT.
So then Magneto shows up.
I do not even know anymore."
—Chris Sims on
, "Beyond Good And Evil, Part 2"
(Bill opens the door and coming in are the Armington Family, Tiny Toons, Animaniacs, Samurai Pizza Cats, SWAT KATS, Sonic the Hedgehog and Friends, and the rest of the cartoon stars. Coming in are even the Care Bears)
Alex II: Hi JusSonic and the rest.
Metis: Hi, boring Gary Stu! Thanks for letting me bring all my cardboard cutouts of fictional characters to the party with me!
"Is this literally the entire thing? Nothing but idiots talking to other idiots about idiotic things that are boring as hell?"
Kerri Kenney: Bob? Susan? Latifa? Rhonda? Cindy? Mandy? Bambi? Babs? Coach Farnsworth? Doctor Gaines? Nurse Reynolds? Sly? Icepick? Ekwe? Iquay? Colonel? Aunt May? I found these. (crowd gasps) In Deedee, Wendy, Karen, Lobo, Ashley, Tanner, Half-Pint, and Fatty's room.
Michael Patrick Jann: When I was talking to Choc, Ricky, Flabby Penis, and Gilbert, Tom Tom, and, uh, Doctor Juarez-
Kevin Allison: Bob! Susan! Latifa! Rhonda! Jimmy! Reverend Friar-s-
everybody! Sam, Josh, Senor Dolces, Meg, Vlad, Stu, Eric, Ranger Dave, Radass, Sal, Gi, Bull, most of the Bowsers, all of the Tims, and, what's-his-name, the guy with the sideburns- fell down the old abandoned mineshaft!