"Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 'Forfty' percent of all people know that."
— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons - "Homer the Vigilante"
"And I'm sure you can account for the fact that since your so-called "Justice" League formed, white-collar crime is up 3%!... On your watch, 50% of all marriages now end in divorce! And the other 50% in DEATH!!"
— "Glorious" Gordon Godfrey, Justice League
75% percent of people will believe anything that has a statistic in it.
Nothing is so fallacious as facts, except figures.
— George Canning
Because this is a meteorological fact I can prove with graphs and lying. It snows EVERY CHRISTMAS DAY. Oh, shut up, what do you know??
Qwark: This Lombax is young. He does not understand that being a hero is 45% strength, 60% bravery, and 10% raw intelligence.
Ratchet: That's 115%!
Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.