Quotes: Let's Meet the Meat
"So eat me! I'll become delicious, oven-baked apples for you! Doesn't oven-baked apples and your dear daughter make for a wonderful dessert? Aren't you a wonderful mother for raising such delicious ingredients?!"
This little piggy went to market,
As mild and as merry as a lamb.
He smiled in his tracks when they slipped him the axe:
he knew he'd turn out to be WHAM!
— Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House
I can see the Lunchland car over there... far in the distance. Phoenix:
Hey, you're right. I like the cute design on the door. (I can see... a cartoon cow munching down on a juicy looking steak.) Ema:
...Doesn't that strike you as a little creepy? Phoenix: Just don't think too deeply about it and you'll be fine.
I hate movies about man-eating lions. How can an animal possibly prey on an innocent victim? Garfield:
Explain that to the chicken you had for dinner.
"Our tremendous narcissism led us to find any product 65% more appealing if it exhibited human traits. Thus, advertising was a fantasyland of dancing, talking and implicitly suicidal food."
Estaban los tomatitos
(The little tomatoes were) Muy contentitos
(Very happy) Cuando llegó el verdugo
(When the executioner came) A hacerlos jugo
(To turn them into juice) No me importa la muerte,
(I care not for death) Dicen a coro,
(They say in chorus) Si muero con decoro
(If I die with decorum) En los productos Del Fuerte!
(In the Del Fuerte products!)
— Late 70s/early 80s Jingle for tomato puree from the Mexican brand Del Fuerte
"Howdy, everybody! I'm Hutsy the Hot Dog, and I want to be eaten by
you! That's right,
"You know, if you can't find any bacon, you could always consider trying a little bit of... jelly, perhaps?"