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Homer: North, South. Ah nuts to this. I'm going to take a short cut.
Marge: Homer, no, you're going to get lost.
Homer: Trust me, Marge, with today's modern cars you can't get lost. What with all the silicon chips and such.
(later)
Homer: Alright, we're here! Let us never speak of the shortcut again.

"The two boys stood at the front gate for three minutes before facing each other. There was an unsaid vow that stated that neither of them would ever mention this incident ever again."

"...I'll say this... The principal offenders were Junpei and Ryoji. We were forced to commit the crime, against our will. We were victims too. ...... ...Now please, do not mention it ever again./I was forced to commit the crime against my will. I’m a victim too. So it wasn’t on purpose. Please. You, of all people, have to believe me."
Akihiko Sanada, Persona 3, after getting executed.

"This is our secret... you guys better take it to the grave."
Junpei Iori, Persona 3, should you avoid being executed.

Rarity: (after having her being brainwashed into loving a giant boulder reversed) Let us never speak of this again.
Later
Rarity: (When her falling in love with a boulder is mentioned again) I thought we agreed never to speak of that again.
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, "The Return of Harmony, Part 2"

"Not another word about this...EVER!!!"
Squidward Tentacles, Spongebob Squarepants, "Squid Baby"

"If anybody ever asks, there were fifty of them. And they were...rattlesnakes."

Skipper: We take this shame to our graves.
Kowalski: Agreed.

Ferb: ...We should never speak of this again.
Phineas, Isabella, Buford and Baljeet: Agreed.

Jesse: You know how you have those experiences you remember and reminisce about for the rest of your life?
Axel: Yeah?
Jesse: This isn't one of those. Let's never discuss this ever again.
Minecraft: Story Mode, Episode One

"Can I pay you to pretend this never happened?"

"Now let's all agree/To never be creative again"
Sketchbook, after being "creative" got a bit out of hand, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

Rarity: Then we've cracked it! Blueblood staged the fire and Applejack is a clumsy mudpony!
Applejack: Well, I...he could have sabotaged me. I don't think we should rule that out.
Rarity: We really should notify the authorities.
Applejack: Wait, who are the authorities? Blueblood is royalty, ain't he?
Rarity: Well, the princess...surely...Dash, did the princess have an insurance policy on the castle?
Rainbow Dash: A big one!
Twilight Sparkle: She also hates the gala.
Rarity: Oh. [deadpan] Well. Good work team, we cracked the caper.
Twilight: And now let's never speak of it again.

Meg: Chris, our bath is ready. (notices her father in the room)
Peter: I...uh...I do-I don't know what to do now. I...I don't have the parenting skills necessary to deal with this.
Meg: I say we never speak of this again.
Peter: I...I might move.
Family Guy, "Fresh Heir"

First Doctor: If I hear any more language like that from you, young lady, you're in for a jolly good smacked bottom! (goes back inside the TARDIS, leaving a horrified Twelfth Doctor behind)
Twelfth Doctor: Can we just pretend that that never happened?
Bill Potts: I'm a broad-minded girl! I mean, I know we have this whole professor/student thing going on...
Twelfth Doctor: Can we just... never, ever talk about this again?
Bill Potts: Yeah, I hope we talk about it loads! (starts to smile) I hope we spend years laughing about it. Come back alive.
Twelfth Doctor: Be here when I do.

Pink Diamond: Wait. There's one last thing I need to do.
Pearl: Yes?
Pink Diamond: No one can ever find out we did this. I never want to look back. So, for my last order to you as a Diamond, please... let's never speak of this again. No one can know.
Steven Universe, "A Single Pale Rose"

Groot: [holds up a severed human toe]
Rocket: ...tell me you guys have a refrigerator somewhere with a bunch of severed human toes...
Yondu: [shakes head]
Rocket: Okay, then let's just agree to never discuss this.

Joe has a brief, mad notion that the tiny clockwork robots have taken flight, and wonders if this means he has committed some sort of robbery or been an artificial midwife.
"I have no idea, Joseph," Bill Friend says, and Joe realizes he must have spoke aloud, "but one point on which I am very clear is that we should retire to the bloody pub and never speak of this day again."

<Rachel?> Ax said.
<Yeah?>
<l think ... I think I will never want to speak of this again.>
I didn't answer. I was still listening to the thought-speak cries that followed us for so long. That long, wailing <Nooooo!>
Animorphs #22: The Solution*

That didn't happen. You didn't slip and end up dangling from a cornice. Cats didn't mock you for your efforts. A large ginger certainly didn't sit on your head as your feet flailed. Nothing happened at all.

Nume: [Charging the Stu]...Opening the Doors of Durin, causing Frodo to sprout a fro, causing unspeakable things to happen in Moria, ...Yup. Ahem, I know damn well I'm leaving charges out, but those are the important ones.
Suicide: You forgot "mass goblin sex".
Nume: I said "unspeakable things in Moria". Unspeakable, as in should not be spoken of ever again.
The Protectors of the Plot Continuum dealing with the badfic known as "Ring Child"note 

Reyn: You can't have a rainbow without Reyn, baby!
Melia: Dunban, I think you need to have a talk with Reyn.
Dunban: No. Let's pretend it didn't happen.

"Don't tell nobody about this. This shit is between me, you, and Mr. Soon-To-Be-Living-The-Rest-of-His-Short-Ass-Life-In-Agonizing-Pain Rapist here. It ain't nobody else's business."
Marsellus Wallace, Pulp Fiction

[Helga stumbles across Principal Wartz wearing a sombrero and serape while shaking maracas and singing "La Cucaracha" in the school hallway. There is a Beat.]
Principal Wartz: Are you attempting to leave the school grounds without permission, Miss Pataki?
Helga: Are you attempting to dance the flamenco, Principal Wartz?
[Beat]
Principal Wartz: ...this moment never happened.
Helga: Gotcha.
[They walk in opposite directions without another word.]
Hey Arnold!, "The Flood"

"Don't worry, Cindy! We'll pretend this never happened. You know, like the time we got drunk and went down on each other!"
Buffy Gilmore, Scary Movie

"Alright, that little detour was a complete waste of my time and effort, so let's move on and pretend that nonsense never happened."
Seto Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh!

Mabel: [after knocking an orc out with a chair] Is he okay?
Grunkle Stan: He's magic, sweetheart. I'm sure he's fine. [to Grenda] There are no cops in the forest. We take this to our graves.
Gravity Falls, "Dungeons, Dungeons and More Dungeons"

"One dollar... and we never talk of this day again."
Apprentice Boy, Gallowwalkers

"Nothing happened in 3/13/2022"
—Pinned comment on the Sharko Rumbling, Deepwoken

"We don't talk about the Davy Back, Kaidou. We agreed on that. You signed the pact."
Whitebeard, Ace Lives

Apollo: A trash can sits next to the path here (People Park).
Trucy: And I guess now we know it was Mr. Stickler who hid Little Plum's bloomers here, huh?
Apollo: That's right, Trucy. And what a web of lies grew from that one little act.
Trucy: I can still remember that moment... You brandished those bloomers on high, and shouted... "Objection!"
Apollo: ...here's what I want you to do, Trucy. Take that memory, gently lock it away deep in your heart, and never speak of it.

I'll just, uh, show myself out and, uh, never tell anyone about this!

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