Juan Carlos 11: Remember that Eastwood is the world's greates cowboy and he wore poncho.
Think about that. Riding the Australian outback on a horse and a poncho.
Just...visualize it. And tell me you don't want to...
Legionnaire: I'm visualising Eastwood being mauled by a Koala, for some reason.
I have a looooooong list of things I'd rather do than read Twilight, many of them insanely painful and involving barbed wire were barbed wire shouldn't be.
I once tried to burn a copy of Twilight. It glowed for a second, then the fire through it back in my face. Not even the fire wanted it.
Legionnaire: Hello ladies. Look at your Heartless, now back to me, now back at your Heartless, now back to me! Sadly, it isn't me, but if it stopped using lady-styled killing claws and switched to Old Spice it could kill like me. Look down, back up. Where are you? You're on a boat, with the Heartless your Heartless could kill like! What's in your hand, I have it, it's an oyster with two Keyblades to the Heart of all worlds. Look down and back up again. The Keyblades are now the X-Blade! Anything's possible when your Heartless kills like a man and not a lady. I'm on a Behemoth.