Church Guy:"Who's there?" Francis:"Let's see, I'm Francis, and that's grandpa Bill, and there's zombies out here, open the goddamn door!"
Bill:"We've been immune so far, but, well, if I start to turn, promise you'll shoot me." Francis:"What if just your beard starts to turn, can I shoot that?" Bill:"Don't be an ass, Francis."
Zoey:"Hey Francis, your latest issue of 'Hating Everything' magazine is here." Francis:"I hate latest issues."
Louis: "We made it... I can't believe we made it!" Bill: "Son, we just crossed the street. Let's not throw a party 'til we're out of the city."
Louis: "We're gonna find that sailboat right around the corner, you just watch!" Francis: "Louis, if you don't stop being positive, I'm gonna sink the boat just to make you sad!"
Francis: "I hate helicopters. I hate hospitals. And doctors and lawyers and cops..." Bill: "Francis, is there anything you don't hate?" Francis: "You know what I don't hate? I don't hate vests."
