Church Guy: "Who's there?" Francis: "Let's see, I'm Francis, and that's grandpa Bill, and there's zombies out here, open the goddamn door!"
Bill: "We've been immune so far, but, well, if I start to turn, promise you'll shoot me." Francis: "What if just your beard starts to turn, can I shoot that?" Bill: "Don't be an ass, Francis."
Zoey: "Hey Francis, your latest issue of 'Hating Everything' magazine is here." Francis: "I hate latest issues."
: "We made it... I can't believe we made it!" Bill
: "Son, we just crossed the street. Let's not throw a party 'til we're out of the city."
: "We're gonna find that sailboat right around the corner, you just watch!" Francis
: "Louis, if you don't stop being positive, I'm gonna sink the boat just to make you sad!"
: "I hate helicopters. I hate hospitals. And doctors and lawyers and cops..." Bill
: "Francis, is there anything you don't hate?" Francis
: "You know what I don't hate? I don't hate vests."
Bill: "I'll see peace back on earth if I gotta murder every one of these bastards with my bare goddamn hands."