- Church Guy: "Who's there?"
Francis: "Let's see, I'm Francis, and that's grandpa Bill, and there's zombies out here, open the goddamn door!"Bill: "We've been immune so far, but, well, if I start to turn, promise you'll shoot me."
Francis: "What if just your beard starts to turn, can I shoot that?"
Bill: "Don't be an ass, Francis."Zoey: "Hey Francis, your latest issue of 'Hating Everything' magazine is here."
Francis: "I hate latest issues."Louis: "We made it... I can't believe we made it!"
Bill: "Son, we just crossed the street. Let's not throw a party 'til we're out of the city."Louis: "We're gonna find that sailboat right around the corner, you just watch!"
Francis: "Louis, if you don't stop being positive, I'm gonna sink the boat just to make you sad!"Francis: "I hate helicopters. I hate hospitals. And doctors and lawyers and cops..."
Bill: "Francis, is there anything you don't hate?"
Francis: "You know what I don't hate? I don't hate vests."Bill: "I'll see peace back on earth if I gotta murder every one of these bastards with my bare goddamn hands."