->'''Lemont''': Imagine if you had an audience of millions who witnessed all your failures… your dysfunctional relationships, your squandered opportunities, your pathetic insecurities, your financial disasters… [[YouBastard and imagine if this audience of millions had been laughing at you behind your back for years]].\\
'''Susan''': Um… You only have like ''twelve'' Twitter followers.
-->-- ''ComicStrip/{{Candorville}}''

->'''Ted:''' Don't you think the universe has more important things to worry about than my dating life?\\
'''Marshall:''' Unless your dating life is the glue that holds the entire universe together.

-> ''"Just remember Doctor, I'm as real as you are."''
-->--'''Robin Hood''', ''Series/DoctorWho, [[Recap/DoctorWhoS34E3RobotOfSherwood Robot of Sherwood]]''

->''"What better way to celebrate my return than with a festive little bloodbath? After all, I have been [[SequelGap gone for 25 years.]]"''
-->-- '''Medusa''', ''VideoGame/KidIcarusUprising''

->''"Well, that ends the story I'd like to call [[TitleDrop The Legend of]] [[{{Egopolis}} Groose]]."''
-->-- '''Groose''', ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword''

->''"I think [[Franchise/{{Batman}} you]] and [[SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker I]] are destined to do this forever."''
-->-- '''The Joker''', ''Film/TheDarkKnight''

->''ItsALongStory. [[LongRunner Very]], ''[[LongRunner very]]'' [[LongRunner long]]. Enough to fill seven hundred chapters of a weekly shounen manga, over four hundred episodes of a half-hour anime, several feature length movies, and a dozen or so [=OVAs=] of varying quality''.
-->-- '''Sasuke Uchiha''', ''FanFic/IAmNOTGoingThroughPubertyAgain''