Quotes / Leaning on the Fourth Wall

Lemont: Imagine if you had an audience of millions who witnessed all your failures… your dysfunctional relationships, your squandered opportunities, your pathetic insecurities, your financial disasters… and imagine if this audience of millions had been laughing at you behind your back for years.
Susan: Um… You only have like twelve Twitter followers.

Ted: Don't you think the universe has more important things to worry about than my dating life?
Marshall: Unless your dating life is the glue that holds the entire universe together.

(after the second season begins a year after the first one premiered)
Violet: I feel like we've been sitting on this bench for months.
Klaus: We've been waiting so long Sunny's starting to look less like a baby and more like a toddler.

"Just remember Doctor, I'm as real as you are."
Robin Hood, Doctor Who: Robot of Sherwood

"Stop acting like you're in a manga."

"What better way to celebrate my return than with a festive little bloodbath? After all, I have been gone for 25 years."

"Well, that ends the story I'd like to call The Legend of Groose."

"I think you and I are destined to do this forever."
The Joker, The Dark Knight

It's a Long Story. Very, very long. Enough to fill seven hundred chapters of a weekly shounen manga, over four hundred episodes of a half-hour anime, several feature length movies, and a dozen or so OVAs of varying quality.

Yang: And I said, "Bumblebee"? More like-
Jaune: Hey guys! Check out who we found!
Pyrrha: Hello again!
Ruby: You're okay!? How are you even here!?
Pyrrha: What do you even mean?
Ruby: I mean, I watched you di-
Nora: Nope! Never happened!
Ruby: But-
Nora: NOPE! Everything's fine! PYRRHA IS FINE! Nothing bad. Ever. Happens! Evveeeeerrrr.
Ren: So, you guys wanna keep doing comedy segments?
Pyrrha: That sounds lovely!

Moana: Okay, first, I'm not a princess, I'm the daughter of the Chief.
Maui: Same difference.
Moana: No!
Maui: If you wear a dress and have an animal sidekick, you're a princess.

This is unprecedented deep-space phenomenon, not plot twist for bad science fiction story!
Hilbert, Wolf 359

Amethyst: Man...It sure would be nice if things worked out the way they do in cartoons.
Steven: Yeah. It would.
(episode ends)