Quotes: Leaning on the Fourth Wall

Lemont: Imagine if you had an audience of millions who witnessed all your failures . . . your dysfunctional relationships, your squandered opportunities, your pathetic insecurities, your financial disasters . . . and imagine if this audience of millions had been laughing at you behind your back for years.
Susan: Um . . . You only have like twelve Twitter followers.

"Just remember Doctor, I'm as real as you are."
Robin Hood, Doctor Who, Robot of Sherwood

"Well, that ends the story I'd like to call The Legend of Groose."