23rd Oct: It's time for the second TV Tropes Halloween Avatar Contest, theme: cute monsters! Details and voting here.
Lemont: Imagine if you had an audience of millions who witnessed all your failures . . . your dysfunctional relationships, your squandered opportunities, your pathetic insecurities, your financial disasters . . . and imagine if this audience of millions had been laughing at you behind your back for years.
Susan: Um . . . You only have like twelve Twitter followers.
"Well, that ends the story I'd like to call The Legend of Groose."
— Groose, The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword