K: Searching for a handle on the moment? I can't help you. The only comfort I can offer... is my promise that tomorrow morning you won't remember a thing.
James (the future J): That's not exactly some shit you just forget...
K: Ever seen one of those? [cue
literal Laser-Guided Amnesia]
I may have amnesia, but I'm not stupid!
There are no amnesias that work conveniently like that!
‘You don’t remember anyone or anything, except when you do, of course. You can’t operate the TARDIS any more, except when you can. You don’t know what happens in the future, except when you do. Drop the act, it got old years ago.’
Burns: Smithers, use the Amnesia Ray!
Smithers: You mean the revolver sir?
Burns: Yes, that's the one.
Please tell me the amnesia was just a sick joke? Boy, this is some cliche.
I never built an Amnesia-Inator! I think I'd remember building something like that.
Joel: But couldn't this cause brain damage?
Doctor: Well, technically the procedure is brain damage.