Quotes / Laser-Guided Amnesia

"... though details remain sketchy due to amnesia inflicted on the hostages, apparently via some sort of hypnosis."
Epilogue-giving reporter, The Batman vs. Dracula

Just about every single important character: What happened?

K: Searching for a handle on the moment? I can't help you. The only comfort I can offer... is my promise that tomorrow morning you won't remember a thing.
James (the future J): That's not exactly some shit you just forget...
K: Ever seen one of those? [cue literal Laser-Guided Amnesia]

"I've lost my memory, I'm not an idiot."
Peter, Heroes

"I may have amnesia, but I'm not stupid!"
Jackie Chan, Who Am I?

"There are no amnesias that work conveniently like that!"
Yuuichi, Kanon

"You donít remember anyone or anything, except when you do, of course. You canít operate the TARDIS any more, except when you can. You donít know what happens in the future, except when you do. Drop the act, it got old years ago."

Burns: Smithers, use the Amnesia Ray!
Smithers: You mean the revolver sir?
Burns: Yes, that's the one.

"Please tell me the amnesia was just a sick joke? Boy, this is some cliche."
Braig to Xehanort, Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep

"I never built an Amnesia-Inator! I think I'd remember building something like that."

Joel: But couldn't this cause brain damage?
Doctor: Well, technically the procedure is brain damage.

Serena: You forgot me? AGAIN? Do you have some sort of memory problem?''
Darian: Well, yeah.

How to Use: XXII
The individuals who lose the ownership of the Death Note will also lose their memory of the usage of the Death Note. This does not mean that he will lose all the memory from the day he owned it to the day he loses possession, but means he will only lose the memory involving the Death Note.

"Something must have happened to us in the stasis pods, right? Except it couldn't be a total mind-wipe. If it were we wouldn't know what a pod was, or what space was, even the concept of language itself would be totally alien to us."
One, Dark Matter

ďYes, thatís part of the same damn debriefing I keep hearing. Incidentally, isnít there some way to give me laser guided amnesia instead of just wiping out the past three months when weíre done here?Ē
Shinji, Thousand Shinji

"It's a very specific sort of amnesia where you forget Jesus but intimately recall Halloween catalogs."

Crichton: Don't get too comfortable. I'm gonna get that chip out of my head.
Harvey: There's no chip in your head, John.
Crichton: Yeah there is. You... told... me... [struggling to articulate] there's a um.... Mmmmmm...
Harvey: You were saying?
Crichton: [Barely coherent] Mmmmmmental chip! Mmm...
Harvey: You were saying?
Crichton: ...What am I saying? I'm...
Harvey: As it should be.'