"If maths were a person, it would be a boring businessman with a boring job who bores everybody he talks to, then goes home every night and paints pictures of the universe." - BobbyG
"Only a few can understand his pictures. But it is a great day when everyone will understand." - Kinkajou
"Wilson was boring. At least he didn't suck like Hoover did." - Kinkajou
Wicked223: I had to stop because I can't remember what a bicep lift is.
Kinkajou: You move your arm up and down.
HOW COULD WE HAVE KNOWN SUCH ABOMINATIONS EXISTED
"This is my definition of cute. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My definition of cute is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it, as I must master my life.
Without me my definition of cute is useless. Without my definition of cute, I am useless. I must fire my definition of cute true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will.
Before God I swear this creed. My definition of cute and myself are defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviours of my life. So be it ... until there is no enemy." - Creed of Cute
Seriously, now I can't search about Muslim insurgency groups without coming across porn!
Kinkajou, on MILF.
Cancer is bishie.