History Quotes / KidIcarusUprising

-->'''Pit:''' Those Aurum troops are doing their best UsefulNotes/GameAndWatch impression.\\

'''Viridi:''' She could be in agony at this very moment. She could be trapped inside a dungeon of madness. She could be crying out, [[DistressedDamsel "Oh, help me, Pit! Oh, please!"]]\\

'''Palutena:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun Brawl]]?! How horrible! Were you hurt?\\

'''Pit:''' It's [[IncrediblyLamePun butt-kicking time!]] Literally!\\

-->'''Pit''' ''(still as a dog)'': Good thing the centurions are on patrol. [[IncrediblyLamePun This square's looking RUFF!]] Heh heh. Umm, right. Anyway...

-->'''Hades:''' Plucked at the peak of ripeness! And now I'll [[ThisIsADrill drill]] through the rind to remove the [[IncrediblyLamePun Pit]]!

'''Pit:''' [[BalefulPolymorph But I don't wanna be an eggplant again!]]\\

'''Palutena:''' Yes, Pit. The power of Wiki/TVTropes grants anyone the gift of editing, but only for twenty minutes.\\

'''Medusa:''' Y'know, I'm very much looking forward to your arrival. [[FoeYay I feel like Rapunzel waiting for her prince.]]\\

'''Palutena:''' [[FeedItWithFire Apparently adding heat to heat only makes things hotter]].\\

'''Pyrrhon:''' No. I have one more message to impart to you. I wish you luck! You're going to need it. And with that, [[KnowWhenToFoldEm I must leave you!]] Until we meet again!\\
'''Pit:''' Arrgh! [[WhatAnIdiot What an idiot!]]

-->'''Pyrrhon:''' Ahahahahahaha! '''[[EvilLaugh HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!]]''' Nicely done!\\
'''Pit:''' [[OhCrap ...Pyrrhon?]]\\
'''Pyrrhon:''' Thanks to you, Pyrrhon has leveled up! I am now a [[UpToEleven level-infinity epic super-god PLUS!]] Ultimate power is now Pyrrhon's.

'''Viridi:''' [[DudeNotFunny This might not be the best time to rub salt in the wound.]]

'''Dark Pit:''' [[CarFu Out of the way, coming through!]]\\

'''Viridi:''' He's absolutely right. But first let's get you back. You've been through a lot, and you probably want to [[BreakingTheFourthWall save your game.]]

-->''(The Chaos Vortex suddenly goes pitch-black)''
-->'''Pit:''' O...K...maybe the Chaos Vortex's batteries are dead.\\

'''Pit:''' [[LuminescentBlush What's with you and not minding your own business]]?\\

'''Palutena''': No, I don't think that's necessarily the case.\\

'''Pit''': Sure thing. Cream and two sugars, right?

'''Palutena:''' It's true; humans are selfish little creatures driven by greed. [[NotSoDifferent Sounds a lot like us gods, wouldn't you say?]]\\

'''Palutena:''' [[JerkassHasAPoint He may have a point.]] We have the Underworld Army out to hoard souls. We have the Forces of Nature trying to wipe out humanity. We have the humans continuing to exploit nature and each other. And we have us -- gods -- who drag the entire world into our power struggles. But it doesn't matter how this started. Now we know who's profiting from it.\\

'''Pit:''' But if you eat them, you completely [[CessationOfExistence remove them from existence]]! They can't move on or...or be reincarnated!\\

'''Hades:''' Which means a different body, different memories, and different experiences, yes? So isn't [[StrawmanHasAPoint being reborn as "something else" the same as being "removed from existence"]]?\\
'''Pit:''' I... I... [[LameComeback Eating souls isn't right!]]\\

'''Hades:''' Gods are above living things, [[JerkassGods which doesn't necessarily mean]] [[LackOfEmpathy we care about them]].\\

'''Hades:''' Cheer up. You've been PRIVY to a side of me that no one else has -- my ''in''sides! And now, [[ToiletHumor you'll be privy to the inside of a privy too. Tootle-LOO!]]\\

'''Hades:''' Obeying the call of nature is part of the cycle of life. [[InsaneTrollLogic Tell me, Pit, why do you hate life?]]

'''Hades:''' [[ChestBurster That]] wasn't very-\\

'''Hades:''' -NICE!!! *tries grabbing Pit and Dark Pit, but fails* That really hurt. But hey...[[LampshadeHanging at least I'm not dead]]!

-->'''Palutena''': The Three Sacred Treasures were destroyed that's why I called for help from Dyntos
-->'''Pit''': Cool! I've always wanted to meet the god of snacks!
--> '''Palutena:''' Actually he's the god of the ''forge'' he made the three sacred treasures, he made all weapons, even that pathetic little one you're using now.
--> '''Pit:''' It's not pathetic it's awesome!

-->'''Hades:''' Yowwwww! ''(Hades clutches his face)'' You know what, Pitty Pit? You're looking mighty tasty! Down the haaaaaaatch!\\

'''Pit:''' No no no no no no no!\\

-->'''Pit:''' Lady Palutena? Can you hear me? Hello? ... I guess she can't hear me. Well, I'd better start wiping out all these bad guys. These guys are like grosser versions of Underworld monsters. Blugh!\\

'''Pit:''' I'm going to be sick.\\

'''Pit:''' Nooooooooo!\\

'''Hades:''' Not to quibble over details, but I think [[HordeOfAlienLocusts locusts]] are a more apt analogy. But whatever they are, they must be stopped. [[TheOnlyOneAllowedToDefeatYou Earth is MY flower to plunder, not theirs!]]\\

'''Hades:''' I guess we Underworlders will get in the mix, too. [[ShootEverythingThatMoves Shoot anything that moves]]!\\

'''Pit:''' Huh?! What is THAT?! It's...it's ransacking the earth!

'''Pit:''' You're going to send me a machine-gun-[[RobotGirl robot girlfriend]]?\\
'''Palutena:''' ...No, [[MissionControl I'll be guiding you on your journey]].\\

-->'''Pit'''' '' What happened? Last thing I remember is defeating the aurumn but then what? (a ring is shown) What's that, a ring? My heads is all kinds of foggy now and why is the name chaos kin stuck in my brain. (the ring is picked up by a girl) hey whoa whoa whoa! Either I'm crazy or I'm the ring!

-->'''Pit:''' I...guess I'm a dog now. This is getting weirder and weirder. But where'd the little girl go? Hmm. She must have run off. Anyway, on to the town! I gotta be careful not to drop the ring. So that means no more mouth-breathing. And no crazy barking. And no eating delicious garbage off the ground. Not that I would, of course.\\

(Magnus walks back and takes the ring)
-->'''Pit''' Yes! Thank you, Woohoo!
'''Magnus''' What's that shrill little voice? Wait a second, are you that angel?
''''Pit:''' Neat we can talk to each other!
'''Magnus''' First you take over my body, now I got to listen to your yapping, great

-->'''Magnus:''' No one ''knows'' what happened. Did your goddess just ''lose her mind?''

-->'''Pit's Body:''' ...\\
'''Pit:''' You're tough, Magnus, but I'm no slouch either.\\

'''Pit''': LADY PALUTENA!!!!!!!\\

'''Viridi:''' [[TooSoon This might not be the best time to rub salt in the wound.]]

-->'''Pit''' ''(singing)'': Again today I will go soaring through the sky

-->'''Pit:''' I always go back for seocnds AND thirds!\\
-->'''Viridi:''' Well, everything you eat comes from nature. So if nature nourishes your body, why are you using it to fight my forces?!
-->'''Pit:''' Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm not eating your army, so just take it easy.

-->'''Hades:''' Full disclosure: The [[ChestMonster Mimicuties]] [[BrickJoke were courtesy of yours truly.]]

'''Viridi:''' Do I have to do everything around? Forces of Nature, drop the hammer!\\

-->'''Hades:''' Don't curse the darkness, light a candle! [[WhenLifeGivesYouLemons When freaky aliens give you lemons, make freaky alien lemonade!]] Like ''this!'' [[MomentOfAwesome *rams hijacked ship into mothership*]]\\

'''Pit:''' Uhhhhh, really? 'Cause I don't think you're all that bad either.\\

'''Palutena:''' Oh, really?\\

'''Viridi:''' AAAAAUUGH! You two are SO ANNOYING! This is why I kept trying to kill you!\\

'''Pit:''' It's so weird. The biggest egos in the universe working ''[[StrangeBedfellows together?]]''\\

'''Pit:''' Arrgh! What an idiot!

'''Palutena:''' [[IncrediblyLamePun No, it's really not.]]

-->'''Pit:''' Those Aurum troops are doing their best [[GameandWatch Game and Watch]] impression.\\

'''Hades:''' But souls are delicious. [[BaconAddiction They're like bacon -- they taste good on everything.]]\\

'''Palutena:''' Yes, Pit. The power of TVTropes grants anyone the gift of editing, but only for twenty minutes.\\