"The board is set, the pieces are moving, the greatest strategy of all time is about to be revealed...too bad you're stuck watching a DVD about a bunch of dorks invading a small acre of land."
— The opening sentence of the summary on the back of the Kickassia DVD case.
"Don't make us review you!"
— The Nostalgia Critic
"A lot of you may be wondering where I've been the past week. Well, there was an... incident in Nevada... many people injured... I-I-I can never go back."
— The Nostalgia Critic on his first post-Kickassia review (Jaws 3D)
Nostalgia Critic: "The HONOR of a new nation will be born. A nation which I will declare, KICKASSIA!!
Everone Else: YEAHHHHHHH!
"Sometimes the best way to deal with a madman is to send in another madman."
"Are you HIGH?!"
— Linkara, in response to the above quote.