Quotes / Kickassia

"The board is set, the pieces are moving, the greatest strategy of all time is about to be revealed...too bad you're stuck watching a DVD about a bunch of dorks invading a small acre of land."
— The opening sentence of the summary on the back of the Kickassia DVD case.

"Don't make us review you!"
The Nostalgia Critic

"A lot of you may be wondering where I've been the past week. Well, there was an... incident in Nevada... many people injured... I-I-I can never go back."
The Nostalgia Critic on his first post-Kickassia review (Jaws 3D)

Nostalgia Critic: "The HONOR of a new nation will be born. A nation which I will declare, KICKASSIA!!
Everone Else: YEAHHHHHHH!

"Sometimes the best way to deal with a madman is to send in another madman."

"Are you HIGH?!"
Linkara, in response to the above quote.